Fabulous Fab

Fabian Prewett. You can call me Fab. I'm a sixth year Gryffindor. I have an older sister called Molly, who scares me to the high heavens, and a younger twin brother named Gideon. Obciously, I'm the more attractive twin; don't know what happened to that poor bloke. I'm a Beater for the Quidditch team. In short, I kick arse.

[fabulousprewett]

I love Saturday's.

[simplylevans-deactivated2012040]

Agreed. I love classes, but it’s nice to just relax in the Common Room. 

[fabulousprewett]

Far from agreed.

Lily, classes aren't something you love. They are something you tolerate because.. well, because you have to.

[fabulousprewett]

I love Saturday's.

[black-purity]

Such a shame. Looks like Hogwarts needs some excitement.

[fabulousprewett]

Excitement for the cuckoo bird?

[black-purity]

If it isn’t one of the Terrible Two. I heard you tried to sell your soul to Satan, little Prewett, but you were denied from insufficient funds.

[fabulousprewett]

Except, really, I haven't sunk low enough yet to sell my soul to you.

[black-purity]

Such a shame. Looks like Hogwarts needs some excitement.

[fabulousprewett]

Excitement for the cuckoo bird?

[fabulousprewett]

simplylevans asked: Fab, have you seen my Charms essay? I was working on it yesterday, but then there was some sort of commotion in the hallway so I left to sort it out, and now I can't find it.

What Charms- Oh, that one. Yes, me and Gid found it. It’s somewhere upstairs. I’ll go get it, if you want me to?

[simplylevans-deactivated2012040]

That’d be great, thanks.

[fabulousprewett]

You know what, now that I think about it, you might have to try Gid. He's probably copied the whole thing also.

[fabulousprewett]

Fab, have you seen my Charms essay? I was working on it yesterday, but then there was some sort of commotion in the hallway so I left to sort it out, and now I can't find it.

What Charms- Oh, that one. Yes, me and Gid found it. It's somewhere upstairs. I'll go get it, if you want me to?

[fabulousprewett]

omg. no prewcest please. the thought is gross, they're brothers.

no prewcest then. 

[liltinglight-deactivated2012070]

[fabulousprewett]

this is ooc. can prewcest happen?

You tell me anon, you tell me.

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

-rolls eyes- Men.

-frowns, shaking her head- I don't like the word 'addiction'. I don't have to do it, not really. I just...want to. A lot. -sighs- No, Blondie. I'm not engaging in any 'sexual activity'. DIY included.

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

Fabulous Fab: florence-mercy-nightingale: fabulousprewett: He likes to.. TMI....

[fabulousprewett]

My name is Fabian, not Blondie. You can call Gideon Gingie though, he loves it.

So, basically, this is like.. therapy? That must suck.

[fabulousprewett]

He likes to..

TMI. Gross.

Maybe you should pull a paper bag over your head. That way, you wouldn’t have to look at anyone and there will be no temptation!

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 -smirks- For someone who can dish it, you can’t really take it, can you?

-shakes head, frowning- It doesn’t work like that. I just need to have sex. It’s like - I don’t know - a need? I don’t really care who or where I get it from. Just s’long as I get it.

[fabulousprewett]

I can take it. I just don't want to hear about Gideon.. taking apples. Eating apples? I don't even. <shudders> No. Like I said. TMI.

So, sort of like an addiction? If you have a physical need for sex, you could always use your hands? 

[fabulousprewett]

Apples? What apples? 

Oh! Right, I forgot. I’ll go with the written proof then, that’s fine too. How’s the no sex thing working out for you?

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 Yeah, apples. -grins- He likes to put big things into his mouth.

-rolls eyes- Of course you did. I, uh, -sighs- It’s hard. I mean, really, hard.

[fabulousprewett]

He likes to..

TMI. Gross.

Maybe you should pull a paper bag over your head. That way, you wouldn't have to look at anyone and there will be no temptation!

[fabulousprewett]

But. Gid is- He doesn’t. You know?

Favourite blonde? Ka-ching! Can I get that in writing or would you like to prove it?  

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 -laughs- Yeah, I know. The apples were kind of a give away.

-rolls eyes- You’ll have to take written proof. No sex, remember?

[fabulousprewett]

Apples? What apples? 

Oh! Right, I forgot. I'll go with the written proof then, that's fine too. How's the no sex thing working out for you?

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 Cute, Prewett. But not cute enough.

[fabulousprewett]

So, Gideon but not me? It’s because I’m a blonde, isn’t it? <scoffs> Stupid gingers.

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 -sighs- I have a thing for gingers, yes. -rolls eyes, smirking- But you’re my favourite blonde, okay?

[fabulousprewett]

But. Gid is- He doesn't. You know?

Favourite blonde? Ka-ching! Can I get that in writing or would you like to prove it?  

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

[fabulousprewett]

Awww, man. Dammit, Nightingale. <pouts>

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 Cute, Prewett. But not cute enough.

[fabulousprewett]

So, Gideon but not me? It's because I'm a blonde, isn't it? <scoffs> Stupid gingers.

[fabulousprewett]

Really? Awesome!

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

[fabulousprewett]

Awww, man. Dammit, Nightingale. <pouts>

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

-sighs- I can’t please you people, can I?

[fabulousprewett]

What I mean is, congratulations! 

[florence-mercy-nightingale]

 -rolls eyes- Thanks Blondie - your words simply fill me with unadulterated joy.

[fabulousprewett]

Really? Awesome!