Inky Impasto @face-taker - Tumblr Blog

I hate all of you.

But as this is the only socialization I have as of now - Hello, I am "The Face Taker," and this shall be my blog.

If you're wondering why I'm blogging, well, to make a long story short: Sam and his band of missfits found me out and then fought me... they used my own turpentine against me... needless to say, I lost.

But instead of killing me, they took the face I rightfully stole from me, and then they locked me in the backroom closet.

Thankfully, there was a phone and a charger in here so I can stay a little sane.

But when I get out... all of the other Freds and Sam and his band of nuances will pay!

#lorp #identity theft hour

*Frederic and wriggly Fred are tag teaming to put a Santa hat on face taker* ”Santa hat.”

@r4tm4n97

Fuck you I'm evil.

*Facey eats the Santa hat.*

#lorp #identity theft hour #your a mean one #mr grinch

”…I know what you’re trying to call me, you b1tch.”

(the angry trans man stare)

@r4tm4n97

What...?

#lorp #identity theft hour #genuinely what are you talking about???

Found it! Here you go. Hope you like it. ...

Also. Um. I also brought some gloves... could you wear them when you read it? Please? I'd like it back at some point, and I just don't want it to get completely coated in paint...

[Acquired one book about glass frogs! Acquired one pair of gloves!]

...Thanks...

I'll be careful with it.

#lorp #identity theft hour #time to read #friendship ended with math #now frogs are my best friend

I might still have my old book if you'd like to read it! When I went off to college my mom gave me a box of my favorite things as a kid. I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere.

I appreciate it...

But making sure you know this, I am evil.

But I guess if you don't care, I would like to know where it might be.

#lorp #identity theft hour #he is literally evil

Both solid choices, honestly. I used to be obsessed with glass frogs as a kid. Had a whole book about them and everything. Still have yet to see one in real life, unfortunately...

Kinda wish I had a book...

And I also have never seen any in the flesh as I was created, but a few days ago...

Wait, am I only 5 days old...

Fuck...

#lorp #identity theft hour

What's your favorite kind of frog?

I like Glass Frogs.

They interest me.

Also Poison Dart Frogs.

I like that they can kill.

...and their colors.

#lorp #identity theft hour

I am thankful for...

THE DEATH OF MY ENEMIES...

And frogs...

I like frogs...

#lorp #identity theft hour #lorp Thanksgiving

totally-a-normal-moth

I'm not going to participate in the war.

I have my own shit to deal with (one unemployed woman).

But if you pay me like 10 dabloons, I'll join back with you.

( @face-taker )

oh no, I'm going to lose access to all of your talents such as: [get locked in closet] and [can't do math]...

And now there's nothing stopping me from revealing your location to Sybil and her shadowy friend in exchange for their help...

Oh no truly such a sad day....

face-taker

Because your skills of being a coward and secretly poisoning people when they are close to you, are really gonna help against A FUCKING GUN!!!

totally-a-normal-moth

Says the guy deathly afraid of a disabled woman

If you think you’re so powerful, why didn’t you just kill the other freds yourself instead of trying to get whatever sap who stumbles into you do it?

face-taker

AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF A BUNCH OF INSECTS!

YOU PRICK!

AND IF YOUR SO POWERFUL WHY DID YOU GET YOUR FUCKING... WHATEVER THE HELL THAT GAINT MUSHROOM BITCH IS TO YOU, WHY DID YOU BRING 'HER' TO HELP TAKE OVER THE APARTMENT!

totally-a-normal-moth

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PRINCESS!

*there are puffs of spores coming off of philippe*

*He punches you, It doesn’t really hurt at all*

*He wipes the paint off of his hand*

Get. The fuck. Out of here.

face-taker

'Princess' my ass...

*Facey squirms away.*

I HAVE MEDICATION!

IF YOU FUCKING INFECTED ME I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT AND KILL IT OFF!!!

#lorp #identity theft hour #no my mushroom moth and paint creature yaoi #<- what the fuck am i even talking about anymore man #they got divorced

totally-a-normal-moth

I'm not going to participate in the war.

I have my own shit to deal with (one unemployed woman).

But if you pay me like 10 dabloons, I'll join back with you.

( @face-taker )

oh no, I'm going to lose access to all of your talents such as: [get locked in closet] and [can't do math]...

And now there's nothing stopping me from revealing your location to Sybil and her shadowy friend in exchange for their help...

Oh no truly such a sad day....

face-taker

Because your skills of being a coward and secretly poisoning people when they are close to you, are really gonna help against A FUCKING GUN!!!

totally-a-normal-moth

Says the guy deathly afraid of a disabled woman

If you think you’re so powerful, why didn’t you just kill the other freds yourself instead of trying to get whatever sap who stumbles into you do it?

face-taker

AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF A BUNCH OF INSECTS!

YOU PRICK!

AND IF YOUR SO POWERFUL WHY DID YOU GET YOUR FUCKING... WHATEVER THE HELL THAT GAINT MUSHROOM BITCH IS TO YOU, WHY DID YOU BRING 'HER' TO HELP TAKE OVER THE APARTMENT!

#lorp #identity theft hour #facey will not answer the question #divorce arc

totally-a-normal-moth

I'm not going to participate in the war.

I have my own shit to deal with (one unemployed woman).

But if you pay me like 10 dabloons, I'll join back with you.

( @face-taker )

oh no, I'm going to lose access to all of your talents such as: [get locked in closet] and [can't do math]...

And now there's nothing stopping me from revealing your location to Sybil and her shadowy friend in exchange for their help...

Oh no truly such a sad day....

face-taker

Because your skills of being a coward and secretly poisoning people when they are close to you, are really gonna help against A FUCKING GUN!!!

#lorp #identity theft hour #oh no divorce arch

If you don't mind me asking, what's your reason for trying to wipe out the army men? Isn't your target Sybil? What do the army men have to do with it?

It's not that I want to wipe them out exactly...

More just, they're very easy to fight when I want to fight someone.

#lorp #identity theft hour

Fuck this.

[Facey quickly squirms outta the landlords apartment going to hide in the male bathroom across the hallway.]

I don't want to be a part of this fungus vs ARMy men war.

@totally-a-normal-moth you might wanna prepare for a war, Phil.

If you pay me, I'll join back with you.

#lorp #identity theft hour

*kisses you on what can be most closely described as your cheek*

*Tastes like paint.*

? ? ? ? ? ?

I-... I don't know what to do with you???

I'm just pushing you into the fungus, and I'll let you figure it out from there.

What the fuck?

#lorp #identity theft hour #why are you like this #facey is confused

Never mind.

I like the weird 'woman' that Phil brought in.

She's killing the arm people.

Yay.

#lorp #identity theft hour

fraudulentfred

" !!.. "

( Your a small..lad. very colorful! )

" ....? "

( Would you perhaps enjoy tea? )

- @a-veryreal-princess

THANK YOU!! I pride myself on my colorfulness !!!

I haven't had tea in awhile... perhaps I'll take you up on that offer... even if something seems just a liiittle fishy about you...

a-veryreal-princess

" ?....!"

( Nothing's fishy..?, am just a little ol princess! )

" ....!!^⁠_⁠^"

( But thou is aware!, I'll have my court jester, Phillip. Make the tea! )

fraudulentfred

OH!! OKAY!! Thank you, miss!! :]

what kinda tea is it, by the way?? Just curious..!!

a-veryreal-princess

" !!...‽¡ !"

( Regular fungus- Tea, tea. Regular tea. )

" !! ...(⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)"

( It's so calming! If you come with me I'll even give you a showcase of where Philip gets it from :)..)

"...ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ"

( There's a few blue handy people wandering though. Hmph! )

fraudulentfred

Huh.... okay!! That's totally not suspicious at all!!! ^^

take me with you, I'm happy to see!

a-veryreal-princess

" (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!! "

( Very well then! )

[ probably took seconds to notice she's not exactly... moving? Just scooting away like a snail, spores falling like snow...would be nice if it wasn't for the fact ]

[ that your in doors...]

[ She shuffled like a tree, the mushroom cap tiara on her head kinda looked.. rubbery? Whatever could just look like that from far away. ]

" (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)? "

( Ah, I almost forgot. Do you have a name bard? )

[ Considering the real Fred...well, YOU. are an artist you're close enough to a bard right..? ]

fraudulentfred

He was practically skipping as he walked, almost like a centipede with all those legs. He occasionally tried swiping at one of the spores, like trying to catch a leaf in the wind.

...huh... real Fred...?

...OH!! Yes! Me! Bard Fred!...

Wriggly. Or, at least, that's what they call me! At your service!

He even did a little bow.

a-veryreal-princess

" (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) "

( Awhh..Noted, Let's not slow down little musical lad we have a castle to see and my little jester as well )

[ You heard her laugh, sounded like a melody even if you didn't catch the fact her face didn't even move with each sound she emitted ]

[ She almost was less willing to convert wriggly into her hive of fungus, this paint creature deserved more then what she could even offer. ]

[ but no one would reject her eternal bliss right... RIGHT? ]

fraudulentfred

Of course!!