Just A Cutie-Wootie Moth! @totally-a-normal-moth - Tumblr Blog

Hey everyone! I’m Phillippe! The best moth out there! I can heal and do tax! What more could you need?

(Please for the love of god help me)

#lorp #look outside phillippe #tax help #spore storm

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OH FUCK THERES FIVE OF ME NOW

@totally-a-normal-moth

FUCK YOU MEAN FIVE

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YEAH! AND ONE OF THEM IS DATING. SAM.

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No fuckin way.

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Yes fucking way. His blog is @moldy-memory if you wanna see that crime against nature for yourself.

#lorp #tax help #I don’t actually think of that like that ooc I love the blog!

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OH FUCK THERES FIVE OF ME NOW

@totally-a-normal-moth

FUCK YOU MEAN FIVE

totally-a-normal-moth

YEAH! AND ONE OF THEM IS DATING. SAM.

#lorp #tax help

Yo, on a scale of 1 to 10 how's the pin looking?? (I strive to make pins of EVERYONE, so I'm looking for any feedback! ^^)

…Why did you make a pin out of my face???

(It’s a solid 8, I’d say)

#lorp #tax help

hey, check out this weird magic 8-ball i found in the trash. funky little thing keeps screaming about being freed or some-such. i've been dunking it in goo and throwing it at the wall to see how long it sticks, and it makes this really loud cartoonish thud whenever it lands.

Wow. Well that seems like a stupid toy.

#lorp #tax help

a-real-fungus

The rumor is about the OTHER Phil, @totally-a-normal-moth

The rumor is that he’s bald btw

I think that’s what the other anon was talking about

Well, I'M bald. I assume other versions of me are as well. What's wrong with being bald??

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[ AUDIBLE LAUGHTER]

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…

(I hate my life)

#lorp #tax help

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I've learned from a certain fungal gal that you have a bald spot on the back of your head near the antennas

Because that sucks..the wind hitting it must be horrible no?

But I do wanna know if that's true

N-no! That’s not true! Who told you that!

a-veryreal-princess

" (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)!"

( Dw we'll get you a wig cap soon.. )

totally-a-normal-moth

*through gritted teeth*

Of course my lady. I would love that assuming its a gift from you

(Every day its a new humiliation)

#lorp #tax help

I've learned from a certain fungal gal that you have a bald spot on the back of your head near the antennas

Because that sucks..the wind hitting it must be horrible no?

But I do wanna know if that's true

N-no! That’s not true! Who told you that!

#lorp #tax help #bald boi

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mushrooms have no place in my garden so it seems I have some pruning to do

Before you go about this “pruning” let me ask, do you breath? If so then I’ll win the confrontation.

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that is not what happened last time

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Last time you weren’t alone.

#lorp #tax help

mushrooms have no place in my garden so it seems I have some pruning to do

Before you go about this “pruning” let me ask, do you breath? If so then I’ll win the confrontation.

#lorp #tax help

Stop looking at me like that.

#lorp #tax help

So you eat children?

Yeah. What are you surprised?

#lorp #tax help

Do you eat larvae?

I mean I can eat almost anything and food is food so...

#lorp #tax help

I heard you might’ve gotten dandruff… So I took it upon myself to find some Head and Shoulders shampoo in the apartment.

Hope it helps!

- S. 😙

It's not dandruff, it's just my spores.

(I think)

#lorp #tax help

mutts-fishnchips

*the fungus walks into the cafè*

Hey you wouldn’t happen to have uh

*he begins to whisper to mutt*

-a tiara

In stock would you?

@totally-a-normal-moth

"... Eh?"

Did it hear that right?

"Like... The kind they put in kids princess costumes? That kinda tiara?" It's definitely speaking louder than you probably want it to, given your whispering.

"Or is there some other kind I don't know about? Ehheheheh..."

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Don’t say it so loud!

But uh, yes, that is the kind I want. Do you have it or not?

#lorp #tax help