Little Space

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Ive heard random noises make the *Ba Dum Tss* sound enough times to assume nature is trying to point out that my life is some bad joke.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Justin Bieber is a Canadian who has a hit song called “sorry”

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The laundry is never truly done, unless you’re doing it naked.

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If I started a religion, my God would have created everything in two days and then relaxed for five.

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If I throw a $100 dollar bill on the ground in a $100 littering fine zone, does it cancel out?

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At 4:16 p.m. and 16 seconds today, the date and time will be: 1/6/16 16:16:16.

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Beds are like wireless charging mats for people

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Instead of giving mass killers/rapists news coverage and nicknames that they want we should give them ridiculous names like “Gayboi Gacy” “Baby dick Bundy” “Rat Face Ramirez”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Without prior knowledge, I’d probably be more inclined to believe in unicorns based on a description than to believe in Platypuses.

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I wonder how many parents won’t use my first name when naming their children because they knew me.

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What if North Korea is totally chill but have a crazy militant English translator who is messing it up for everyone?

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If attractiveness is based on whether a female can get a man hard, then Medusa is the most attractive woman to ever live

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Holding my Oreos under milk until all the bubbles are gone is the closest I’ll ever come to feeling like I’ve murdered something

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Astronauts are tweeting from space and I can’t get reception from my basement

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Apple missed an opportunity by not referring to the items in their app store as “Applecations”

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If a zombie apocalypse broke out, I would wear thick layers of Kevlar and steel so I would either survive for a long time or be the hardest zombie to kill.

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“Head and Shoulders” should have a body wash called “knees and toes” and a face wash called “eyes and ears and mouth and nose”