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Other account: @yo-its-merlin-time

[slut-for-rami-malek]

"Fight me!" My 5'2 scrawney ass with spaghetti arms who doesn't know anything about how to fight says to the 5'8 guy who can literally bench me with ease and can knock me out in a second

[slut-for-rami-malek]

*me just looking at all the messages under my name on The Unsent Project*

One of them: ily ur my best friend thx so much for everything

The next one down: fuck you, you look like a sack of potatoes

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

seeing this email in your inbox is, like, the best thing ever

[pixie-mage]

I literally have my email notifications set up so I specifically get on-screen alerts for new comments and updates from Ao3

[slut-for-rami-malek]

I saw I had gotten a kuto and I screamed in excitement and I was so happy so I checked my fic and IT HAD 84 KUDOS AND THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Tumblr what the fuck

[notwhatyousignedupfor]

YOU HAVE THAT GODFORSAKEN EATEN SOAP MEME AD TOO??????

[slut-for-rami-malek]

WHY DOES IT EXIST AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Tumblr what the fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[fnaf-fanatical]

We’re bringing this into 2021

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

We’re DEFINETELY bringing this into 2021

[shslomnisexualdisaster-deactiva]

IF WE DON’T BRONG THIS INTO 2021 I AM GOING TO SMACK SOMEONE

[irondad-not-ironsad]

This gets more chaotic every time I see it and I love it

But also what it so special about the observation that every odd number has an E in it? Like why does it matter? 😭

[forgetful-nerd]

I can’t NOT reblog this dumpster fire of a post

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Starting off 2021 the right way😌

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

[justteenthingslol]

[vadergf]

Guys I'm sorry

[hauntedpearl-deactivated2024060]

this how NYE gonna go huh

[slut-for-rami-malek]

MEVERMIND, IK NOW

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Why do a bunch of people have that one picture of Cas as thier pfp? What did I miss

[slut-for-rami-malek]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN I SWEAR

THEYRE EVERYWHERE

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Why do a bunch of people have that one picture of Cas as thier pfp? What did I miss

[slut-for-rami-malek]

Describe your gender, whether it's with words or pictures. Just describe it

[estebun]

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

[izzyfandoms]

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

[angelcatsiel]

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

[djpaige13paige]

Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.

If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.

[liviastudiespsych]

Guuuuys. I’ve received this

I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

[hazel2468]

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

[shallowspocketdimension]

This sounds so similar to this other thing when people send you a link to a cursed eurovision fanfic but it turns out to be a virus.

Please stay safe darlings!

[enby-life]

This also happens on Instagram so stay safe you guys!!!

[callmehopeless]

I made it

[potc4life]

@flysafepapi

[weskit-deactivated20141112]

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

[greenlikethesea]

okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton

dolly parton is the best

i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:

“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”

“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”

[roachpatrol]

dolly parton once entered a dolly parton look-alike contest and lost.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

anyway. merry christmas to the christian folk i think ur mans is nifty

[slut-for-rami-malek]

What verse or whatever is this? Also, I'm starting to find out how much Christians have truly changed Christianity. Lol that's why I'm not a Christian anymore.