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FACT: Queers are the only people in the world who can properly process the color pink.

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If a group of seven or more queers hold hands, a rainbow ray of glitter will grant them access to the mystical queer wonderland on Pluto.

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FACT: the demisexual was patented by an obscure Welsh engineer in 1956. Until recently, every demisexual in existence was assembled by hand in a shed in Bangor.

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FACT: If a queer doesn't wash their hair in at least three days, a sparkly confetti-like substance will then start falling from their hair.

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FACT: All closeted Queer people and their closets have a symbiotic relationship much like clown fish and anemone.

The closet protects the Queer, and the Queer in question secretes a slimy substance that can only be seen by other queers; the substance is made of fabulousness and glitter.

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FACT: All Queers are able to be revived from death via mucosal exchange.

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FACT: Every queer can turn into a chibi version of themselves at will.

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FACT: Genderqueer people are universally known as the world's best "Mariokart" players.

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FACT: All queers are naturally better at roller skating than non queer individuals.

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FACT: Bisexuals are extremely good at magic. Many become magicians so that they can use magic without suspicion.

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FACT: On the night of their birth each Queer Goth is granted one (1) Unicorn Pillow Pet. Said Unicorn will serve as their life guide and accompany them through the darkest of times.

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FACT: Trans women fucking love pickles.

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FACT: if a gay man and a gay woman get drunk enough when in a club between the hours of 1 am - 3:30 am, a statue of them dancing together will appear outside their house at exactly 11:36 am

Usually the statue will have at least one branded bottle of vodka in one person's hand

#100% TRUE #gay #lesbian #queer #fact #submission

FACT: All lesbians have a strawberry jam filling.

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FACT: If a lesbian is trying to court a bisexual woman, she will lay her head on her lap and start purring like a cat.

If the bisexual chooses her as her mate, she will braid ribbons into the lesbian's hair, no matter how short. This feat can only be accomplished by bisexual women. This is also why bisexual women always carry ribbon with them at all times.

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FACT: Queer folk can see people in varying degrees of transparency, like layers in Photoshop. Pansexual people show up in hyper focus and over-saturated. Asexual spectrum folk look like jpeg artifacts.

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FACT: Lesbians always forget to write thank-you notes and must be reminded.

#100% True #FACT #thanks for following us #and submitting stuff #by the way #lesbian

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