[lamsandmullettetext]

*ordering a cake for Eliza’s birthday over the phone*

Salesman: What would you like the cake to say?

Lafayette: *covers phone and turns to Alexander*

Lafayette: I-I didn’t know cakes could talk.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying that bisexuality doesn’t exist because “everyone picks a side in the end” is like saying a book is happy or sad all the way through because of the ending.

[lamsandmullettetext]

*ordering a cake for Eliza’s birthday over the phone*

Salesman: What would you like the cake to say?

Lafayette: *covers phone and turns to Alexander*

Lafayette: I-I didn’t know cakes could talk.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying that bisexuality doesn’t exist because “everyone picks a side in the end” is like saying a book is happy or sad all the way through because of the ending.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying that bisexuality doesn’t exist because “everyone picks a side in the end” is like saying a book is happy or sad all the way through because of the ending.

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[bpdroses-deactivated20180617]

moi fucking too

[helila]

énorme mood

[fauxfable]

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

[cockyhorror]

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

[theopenscroll]

[virqosgroove]

Slide this fast and look at the magic

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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

Original post here 

[megumi-divine-deactivated202209]

WHoT IN THE NAME OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS OMF

[just-shower-thoughts]

You kill time until time kills you

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Shovel was literally A groundbreaking invention.

[publicschoolstories]

Teacher; “How’re you (students name)?” Student: “Dying inside” Teacher: “aren’t we all?”

[publicschoolstories]

help, how do i pass english

Call every character gay in every book and everyone will either be too scared to disagree or gay and will agree

[i-am-a-fish]

Open Rp

[yo-homeslice]

You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

I AT T A CK

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

We must be quick!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

[i-am-a-fish]

[yo-homeslice]

[i-am-a-fish]

What a happy ending

[swolcat]

[punishandenslavesuckers]

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

[ayellowbirds]

Here it is:

[ruthlessamor]

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

[trapcard]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If somebody has a mess but knows where everything is, they’re not messy, they’re organized, they just don’t conform to your definition of organized.