samantha

„𝐹𝑜𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓉.”

[camillamaecaulay]

graves grow no green that you can use.

gwendolyn brooks

[bettelsvein]

this is francis abernathy

[rexcake-deactivated20250914]

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

[missoverstreet]

He’s so stupid??

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[rat-rosemary]

brasilian recepies; yeah just mix all this stuff together it will taste great, and then you put enough flour the the point. What does to the point mean? You know. Until it hits the point

[a-d3ad-p0et]

dear dead poets, can we from now on just all go by these birthdays?

@sinabro2912 you're awsome thank youuu xx

[fadingkeats]

it just makes sense

[bloodstainedchapters]

Reading The Secret History ruined me in the sexiest way possible.Like yes. Let’s wear suits in the woods. Let’s study Greek like it’s sacred. Let’s commit murder and never recover. I want to be a morally questionable intellectual with a tragic past and a lighter I can’t stop flicking.

bloodstainedcapters ~

[palatinewolfsblog]

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer

[bettelsvein]

so I have this headcanon that Francis smokes while he's riding, well, cock, and I wondered how Richard would have learned about that needed to write this desperately: read on ao3

[fadingkeats]

saving for later

[fadingkeats]

wait omg i didnt notice the word cock

[jules-lu]

Say it with me now: Neil Perry survived, became an actor and went on to starr in the 1993 movie "Much Ado About Nothing" under a new identity as Robert Sean Leonard so his father wouldn't track him down. Him and Todd are also a couple.

[bettelsvein]

so I have this headcanon that Francis smokes while he's riding, well, cock, and I wondered how Richard would have learned about that needed to write this desperately: read on ao3

[fadingkeats]

saving for later

[fadingkeats]

after an exceptionally euphoric day i spent two hours dancing naked in my empty home, shouting nonsense lyrics to whatever songs came on, half-conscious and dizzy from half a bottle of wine. i think i'm beginning to understand what the bacchanalias might have felt like

[tofallatlastbutfair]

I had to see this so you all do too

[crybabysunflower]

RIP to Todd Anderson, Neil Perry, Charlie Dalton, Steven Meeks, Gerard Pitts, Knox Overstreet, Richard Cameron and most importantly John Keating. All of you would have hated AI

[fluv0xamine]

Meeks would unironically do this thinking its rizz

idk if this counts as evidence but

[segamascott]