Wanderpost

An independent, fandomless rp blog for a group of four fae-like siblings who travel between worlds on a interdimensional skyship.

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

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((Starter Call! Capping at three!))

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((Still open!))

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“I have gear to use for subzero climates, though the summertime could be counteracted easily by proper attire and cooling equipment.” Guillermo states blankly, looking up from the map.

“Guillermo collected many things from other worlds, by now he’s got a unbelievable amount of things stored away in the hold of our ship.”

“The giants sound like interesting creatures.” The shorter of the brothers said, pulling a small notebook off his belt and writing down the names of the giants inside.

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“I think we’ve packed everything needed to survive in any wilderness, we’ve studied many worlds,” Mortimer says, “But do tell us more.”

Guillermo stepped out of the bush as he caught sight of the map in his older brother’s hands, his prosthetic leg becoming visible.

The whole left leg from the middle of his thigh down was gone, replaced with an intricately built robotic prosthesis, the coppery, weathered exterior hid the advanced technology inside.

As he reached for the map, his right hand outstretched, it’d become obvious that his arm was a prosthetic as well.

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Continued from HERE with @infused-science

“Thank you, Mr. Higgsbury, this’ll help our exploration go a lot smoother.” he smiles, taking the map and giving it a look over before rolling it up carefully.

“My youngest brother is fascinated by this world already, I believe this map will help significantly in his survey of this land.” 

Mortimer’s right ear perks up a little, and he looks over at a nearby bush, from which emerges said younger brother.

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A tall faelien in a suit approaches! "Hello, sir, do you mind telling me what world we're in?"

“This world is the Constant. Specifically the mainland of the constant.”

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“Mainland? How many continents, or islands, are there? Better yet, do you have a map?” Mortimer mentally facepalms, “Sorry, forgot to introduce myself.” he apologizes before holding out his hand.

“Mortimer Wanderpost.”

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2-6 Word Starters

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“Are you lost?”

“As you wish.”

“Come with me.”

“Can you walk?”

“Dance with me.”

“Did you see that?”

“Do you like it?”

“Don’t go that way.”

“Don’t let them push you around.”

“Don’t try to talk.”

“How are you feeling?”

“How did you get here?”

“I brought you food.”

“I followed you.”

“If you need anything, call.”

“I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“I love the ocean.”

“I’m not answering that.”

“I want ice cream.”

“I will avenge you.”

“I’ve always loved you.”

“Laughing at me won’t end well.”

“Let’s go stargazing.”

“Let’s go swimming.”

“Let me introduce myself. I’m ___ “

“Lie still.”

“Maps and I don’t get along.”

“May I braid your hair?”

“Nice clothes.”

“Nice weather we’re having.”

“Please turn the light on.”

“Pickles are gross.”

“Show me.”

“That isn’t for you to know.”

“That you for saving my life.”

“There is a full moon tonight.”

“There is food in the fridge.”

“There is more to the story.”

“These clothes are ridiculous.”

“They think we are in love.”

“This is comfortable.”

“This is for you.”

“Wait for me.”

“Want me to go with you?”

“What did you do?”

“What is your name?”

“What is this place?”

“Where are we going?”

“Where did you put it?”

“Where is your sense of adventure?”

“Who did this?”

“Why did you come here?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Why don’t we slip away?”

“Will you come with me?”

“Words can’t hurt me.”

“You don’t have to take that.

“You look terrible.”

“You have the softest hair.”

“You rest.”

“You’re my everything.”

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((Starter Call! Capping at three!))

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A day after landing, the crew of the ship is bustling about and preparing to do their assigned tasks. The two strongest set to getting things put back in order, repairing the ship and moving it to a proper landing zone. The other two are preparing to leave the ship to explore the surroundings and catalouge everything.

Hopefully, any sentient life wouldn’t be immediately hostile to these aliens in a new world.

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Enter The Constant

The unfathomable darkness outside the universal bubble leaked in as a massive ship, red wood and tarnished bronze plating, came hurtling through the tear.

As soon as the ship was through, the tear in the bubble began to seal, but it was hard for the ship’s captain to see through the cloudy sky.

Shouted warnings were issued as the ship zoomed through the dense clouds, its landing location unseen as an attempt was made to slow the descent.

“HARD LANDING, ZERO VIS, HOLD ON!” Yelled the captain as the ship’s few sails spread wider, slowing the ship slightly, but not enough to prevent serious damage, the balloon was punctured, and there wasn’t enough air inside of it to keep it in the air.

The was the horrible creaking of metal as the sails began to bend at the mast, and the solar sails themselves were losing durability, evidenced by the ripping sounds.

As suddenly as they came in, the land below came into sight, and the ship crashed down onto the edge of some forest and skid through the earth for about two hundred feet. The gouge in the soil was huge enough to qualify as a ravine.

When the ship stopped, the world fell silent again, despite the mostly intact crashed ship.

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