these old red hills of home

fae catherine pierce 🌺 i put the pro in procrastination. i like to think of myself as everyone's favorite professional face painter. when i'm not covering tap-dancing toddlers in fondation i'm collecting cool rocks and living my one and only life. diabetic || makeup genius || 20 feel free to quiz me on my knowledge of the jonas brothers and monster high dolls. hit me up if you like winged eyeliner and girls without a college education or if you just like to chat.

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Camp Rock (2008) Dir. Matthew Diamond

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fae + skyler

SKYE: hi!

SKYE: okay, so it's definitely a tie between the little mermaid and tangled because both of them make me cry like a little baby.

SKYE: like all out crying, as if i haven't seen the 200 times.

SKYE: what about yours?

FAE: good choice. mine is 100% cinderella.

FAE: i used to be obsessed with the sequels.

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fae + jade

FAE: i was trying to think of some cool pick p lines but the only one i could find was 'are you a mirror? cause i can see myself inside you' so i'm just going to say hi!

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text 📲 courtney ⇄ fae

COURTNEY: Good, I'd feel bad if I woke you up.

COURTNEY: Honestly? I was just saying hi buuuuut how would you feel about potentially doing makeup for brides?

FAE: honestly im so desperate for money i'd do anything.

FAE: so YES of course. unless this is your way of telling me you're getting married...

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📩 JULIET↔FAE

JULIET: lmao. What kind of a name is Micallef? 😂😂

JULIET: Music from the early 2000s? Like, Britney Spears and stuff?

FAE: the name of a bitch.

FAE: yeah, britney, jonas brothers, all that cool stuff.

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fae + skyler

FAE: hi!! what's you're favorite disney movie?

FAE: a person's fave disney movie says a lot about them.

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😉 message: laura & fae

LAURA: Do you have a favourite desert, and if so, what is it?

FAE: ooohhh, a good chocolate mousse can bring me to my knees.

FAE: what about you? do you have a sweet tooth too??

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text 📲 courtney ⇄ fae

COURTNEY: Hey! I hope I didn't wake you, but if I did... RISE AND SHINE! 🌞

FAE: ha ha. i'm definitely awake.

FAE: may i ask what the reason for this sisterly morning greeting is??

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f a e   p i e r c e

no giving up when you’re young and you want some

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+ sage and fae

SAGE: you definitely have an artistic eye then. i don't really understand makeup but i know the people who are good at it have an eye for art and beauty so that's damn awesome.

SAGE: so... what made you go on this app?

FAE: i hope so. if i didn't i'd be highkey screwed. but i appreciate your reassurance a lot 😉

FAE: a friend from work brought it up. the plan was to join it together but the day before i joined she met started dating some guy.😒 but it was really fun making my account so it grew on me.

FAE: what about you??

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fae + benson

BENSON: Not a bad idea, jell-o is quite nice to eat and I'm sure having a werewolf pal to eat with was spectacular.

FAE: it made jell-o eating at least 75% more enjoyable.

FAE: what about you? did you ever have any weird imaginary friends or just me?😝

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📩 JULIET↔FAE

JULIET: You were /nearly/ Prom Queen? 😱 What happened?!

[ A BEAT ]

JULIET: Definitely noted. ☺️

JULIET: Tell me about you.

FAE: bethany micallef beat me by three votes, that's what happened.

FAE: well i'm from washington, i'm a makeup artist, i'm a type one diabetic. ooh, i also really love music from the early 2000's. it's, like, all i listen too.

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fae + benson

FAE: well i was big into scooby doo.

FAE: so i wanted to go out and be like the mystery gang. but in my mind the creatures weren't just old men in masks.

BENSON: I guess that makes sense. So what were the creatures then?

FAE: they were like my awesome imaginary friends. while the other kids were out on the playground me and my werewolf friends were eating sugar-free jell-o.

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+ sage and fae

SAGE: you never know if you ever try. do you dance at all?

FAE: i'm too much of a clutz to be trusted in a room full of breakable mirrors.

FAE: i prefer to keep the people with the real training looking pretty.

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📩 JULIET↔FAE

JULIET: Those people are the worst; although I do admit, I was given the title of "Drama Queen" at my High School.

JULIET: People who are overly arrogant. Two faced people. People who like to tear other people down for virtually no reason. Snobs. Over-laziness. Bad breath (like? there's chewing gum for that hun', you know?). Personalities that resemble a toothbrush.

JULIET: - Yikes. I have tons of turn offs.

FAE: well i was nearly crowned 'prom queen' so we could add that to our catfish fame! the prom queen and the drama queen.

FAE: omg well at least you know what you want. and /that/ is a big turn on for me.

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📩 JULIET↔FAE

JULIET: Babe, we're in a perfect position to actually call them up😏 Two gorgeous blondes meeting on a dating app - too good to be true, right? Classic catfish story.

JULIET: Blondes have more fun. 💅💁

JULIET: Biggest turn offs? Just so we're clear, obvs🙃😏

FAE: we would have such an iconic episode when they show up to my house and see i'm not the catfish 😏

FAE: we most certainly do! and gentlemen prefer us.

FAE: hmmm i'm NOT a fan of people who are stuck in their own asses and never let others talk. so i doubt you'll have to worry about that lol. what about you? 😏