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Match 006

Jesse: What more can you want out of a match?

Jesse: You should be. -inserts number- Text me where to get you from.

Jesse: Actually, I'm a 70 year old overweight lady with seventy cats. 😺

Juliet: This is where you tell me you're secretly a major Ben&Jerry addict. We'd be soulmates.

Juliet: Ewwwww. That's weirdly why I joined this app. So I didn't turn out as an overweight lady with seventy cats. Yikes. ❤️

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Match 006

Jesse: Wilde? I like it. Your last name is definitely pun worthy. And that's sad, maybe we need to find a way to make you Google worthy.

Jesse: Just you wait 🔥😉

Jesse: I'm sure I'd be down with any way you are. I'll give you my number so you can text me where to pick you up. Can be anywhere and then we're going somewhere awesome to perform.

Juliet: We both have pun-able names. I love it.

Juliet: Perfect. I'm majorly excited.😉

Juliet: PS- if you turn out to be a Jesse St. Fame catfish I will cry. Actual tears.

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interaction || WinkJuliet

Carissa: hahaha I will! 😘

Carissa: What the fuck are you talking about? I'm willing to bet that they'll want to see more of you, sweets!

Carissa: Yes. I'm very grateful for that. I should send you some flowers as a thank you for not decapitating me. ❤️

Juliet: You think so?? I've never tried any kind of social media - not seriously, anyway. I'm like a YouTube virgin.

Juliet: Ha. Thanks for not decapitating me.

Juliet: - And they say romance is dead, baby😍

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Match 006

Jesse: Oh god, Jesse St Fame. And what's your last name? Is it pun-worthy?

Jesse: Well, you know, I'm always looking for a mind at work 😎

Jesse: A positive duet? Well you'll have to wait and see.

Jesse: How quickly can you be ready?

Juliet: Are we on last names already? 👍 Perf. 🤣Juliet Wilde. (literally if you google me you'll find zilch it's so sad😭).

Juliet: Maybe you can be the one to FINALLY satisfy me? 😜😘

Juliet: Mmmmmm. 30 minutes. Maybe 20 if you're down with makeup-less Juliet.

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WINK MSG 😉 SAFIYA/JULIET.

SAFIYA: What else is the way to your heart? Just curious, tbqh.

SAFIYA: I do, man. I do. A lot of people were messaging me 'cause she used to work for Buzzfeed, and they were like 'hey! she has your name'. 'Cause not gonna lie, never met anyone with my name yet tbh.

SAFIYA: You're right. I don't know what I have to do to make it happen.. but it totally will. Maybe something crazy, though.

JULIET: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjsu213_M_4]

JULIET: - literal date goals. Until they break up after 1:30. Ignore that part.

JULIET: Your name is unique. It's cuuuute.😋

JULIET: You could do something crazy and get turned into a meme? I bet that'd be incredible.

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Match 006

Jesse: I'm hoping for more than just getting googled 😉

Jesse: Well, I would have been disappointed if you didn't.

Jesse: I happen to think you're just as hot. We definitely seem to be getting on like a wooden house on fire. 🔥🏡

Jesse: My go-to duet? Wow, that's difficult. There's so many to choose from. Depends on the theme.

Jesse: So, how spontaneous are you feeling right now? What if I said we should go and duet somewhere right now?

Juliet: Your name is quite catchy. You could brand yourself Jesse. St Fame if you wanted.

Juliet: I would never throw away my shot to call out a Hamilton pun~😜

Juliet: Hmm. I'm feeling something up-beat. Something positive.

Juliet: I'm thinking that sounds like an okay idea. 😉

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interaction || WinkJuliet

Carissa: I'm totally gonna put it over his face since he was a total shithead.

Carissa: So am I! I bet my viewers are gonna love you!

Carissa: Do you feel nice and rested?

JULIET: 100%. Roooooaaaast him, babe. 🔥

JULIET: Yikes. That's so embarrassing. But exciting. There's probably 'gonna be comments like 'whos the blonde rat' 😂

JULIET: Absolutely. Thank you for inviting me. It's a good thing I turned out not to be a serial killer, right? 😉

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WINK MSG 😉 SAFIYA/JULIET.

SAFIYA: Duuude, I win. All I have to do is copy & paste and I'm a romantic. A total win, if you ask me.

SAFIYA: That's my bitch right there. I've never been so proud to share the name with someone else. She's the hotter, better version of me.

SAFIYA: Nahhh. She's got that down. A lot of people know her a lot more than they know me.

JULIET: That's literally the way to my heart, apparently~

JULIET: OH. YOU LIKE HER. That's cool. Is she like your name-idol? 'Cause I feel that 100%.

JULIET: 'Gotcha. Never say never, right? One day you could absolutely be the most-known Safiya out there.

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Match 006

Jesse: Jesus, I don't think anyone's googled me on a dating app before. That's a first. But yes, Jesse St James. I'm not massively up in lights yet but I will be soon, just you wait.

Jesse: Oh, I plan to. It's not arrogance if it's true. 😏

Jesse: I'm the same. I like being challenged and I'm always pushing myself further.

Jesse: I would certainly be down for that if you are up for spontaneity?

Juliet: Hey, if you want your name in lights, baby, you 'gotta get used to being googled. 😏

Juliet: - Also. I noticed that Hamilton pun. Just so you know.

Juliet: Also, can I just say? You're literally 🔥🔥🔥.

Juliet: We're on two sides of the same coin, personality + interests wise, it seems.

Juliet: I'm always up for a little spontaneity. What's your go-to duet number?

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WINK MSG 😉 SAFIYA/JULIET.

SAFIYA: In that case...

SAFIYA: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,

Who is already sick and pale with grief

That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she. . . .

The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars

As daylight doth a lamp; her eye in heaven

Would through the airy region stream so bright

That birds would sing and think it were not night.

SAFIYA: (I totally c&p that.)

JULIET: This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me. #crying😂

JULIET: {it's the thought that counts😜}

JULIET: I tried to google the name Safiya to return the favor, but all I'm finding is a YouTuber with 700k instagram followers. What a disappointment.

JULIET: You could make history for the name Safiya. #nopressure😘

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Match 006

Jesse: My most recent show was Les Mis but I have performed in Rent too. My aim this year is to get cast in Hamilton.

Jesse: Well, I'm glad I've gone up in your estimations. And yet you haven't even heard me sing yet. I feel your level of view will increase considerably. 😏

Jesse: A law student? Clever and beautiful, what a pairing. Do you enjoy it?

Jesse: Performing is always fun, in any setting 😉

Juliet: I'm googling you now one sec~

[ A BEAT ]

Juliet: Jesse St. James, right? Is that you?? 😋

Juliet: Usually I find arrogance entirely overrated, but this is actually 'kinda sexy. Keep it coming~😘

Juliet: Completely. It's so tiring at times, but it's the perfect area of study for me because it's constantly challenging me. I'm the type to get bored easily.

Juliet: Well, if you're the type of guy to have spin-off performances with little 'ol Law Students with zero Broadway credits to their name, I'd be 100% down. 😉

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Match 006

Jesse: I'm a performer. I'm a performer on broadway so I sing, dance and act. Triple threat 😉

Jesse: I've been pretty lucky this time too. Definitely appreciating the matches this round. Are you a singer too?

JULIET: Me-ow. What shows have you been in? Suddenly you've gone from an attractive 7/10 weirdo to a super sexy Music-God. Weird.

JULIET: Yes. Kind of. While my interests lay solely with Broadway, potentially, I'm a Law Student. Performing is mainly something I do for fun. 😎

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📩 JULIET↔HUNTER

HUNTER: You're free to ask.

HUNTER: How old did you think I am?

HUNTER: From The Catcher and the Rye? In some ways, yes, but I would like to believe I'm more mature than he is.

JULIET: Are we at that stage of friendship where we share porn tips just yet? idk #lifeprobs

JULIET: You seem quite...educated. I was thinking maybe late 20s, early 30s.

JULIET: Yes, from The Catcher and the Rye.

JULIET: He's definitely an interesting character.

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interaction || WinkJuliet

CARISSA: He noticed I was filming him and he made kissy faces and all these other gross gestures. 👎

CARISSA: I should put it in my vlog before I upload it tonight.

JULIET: Gross. You should edit it and put a poop emoji by his face whenever he appears.💩🙄

JULIET: I'm so pumped to see it!

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TEXT MESSAGE😉 NICOLE

JULIET: [unsent] Normally I'm /absolutely/ against texting a one night stand first, but~😏

JULIET: [sent] Hi! Juliet here. Did I leave my jacket at your place by any chance?

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WINK MSG 😉 SAFIYA/JULIET.

SAFIYA: Question: have you gotten any guys quoting Shakespeare at you in hopes of it coming off smooth?

[ A BEAT ]

JULIET: Nope! Weirdly enough.

JULIET: I low-key wish they would. I feel like it'd be hilarious. 😂

#{ interaction: all }#{ interaction: safiya }#{ chat: safiya }

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