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Just wanna pet all the cats and eat all the food.

[thedruidsforest]

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

[joshduhh]

[goes through my own blog]

me: THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[actualbpd]

*doesnt remember 90% of the things i say or do*

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[coltre]

[speakandsmile-deactivated202311]

babe ur the hottest guy in the psychward

[vanish]

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

[toastbutteregg]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[im-depressedd-deactivated201903]

[rockymountaingothic]

I really miss going to the thrift shop and touching everything and coming out wearing a terrible new jacket

[nightwingsss-deactivated2020051]

blog about what you love and don’t let strangers on the internet ruin it for you

[hanesbeefytshirt]

[thebootydiaries]

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[keepcalmanddrinkwater]

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