sebastian solace x gn reader
divider credit to @cafekitsune on tumblr^^
Today was not a great day for you.
With the continuous cycle of fighting for your life because of Urbanshade’s desperate ass sending you—a normal human being with absolutely no fighting experience—down to Blacksite for some dumb crystal. Not only had you been gang banged entities, the lack of intel around the halls would be enough to make that one multi-sex-angler-thing—Sebastian you think his name was—kneel over and die out of spite. So that basically means, no bandages! You know, the thing you desperately need right now.
Slamming the drawers open and closed, you huff out a frustrated sigh as you move to the next door with empty pockets once more…heh at least that rhymed…
Oh, did you ever mention that you were not having a great day? Because looking ahead of you, was a pitch black room with every inch of the floors and walls looking like it got mauled by some hyper-aggressive-mall-Karen who couldn’t get her hands on the last, unlimited edition stanley cup. So in summary, it looked like shit.
“Okay [Name], you can do this… you’ve done it before, so you can do it again…” Wow.. truly you have the most non-defaulted reassuring words ever. Good job to yourself or whatever.
Perhaps it was a natural instinct warning you to not go in, because within the darkest corner of the room was the most horrendous, most atrocious, most astronomical thing you’ve ever seen…
It was absolutely nothing. Good job again you! Scaring yourself like that with paranoia and all! Hell, you might even get a Grammy for how well you shit yourself… golden star for that!
Until a cold, monster-like hand landed on your shoulder…
You can’t exactly tell wether you screamed or not, but you must have looked like your own soul shriveled and ejected out of your own body, because right as you slow-turned to face your “aggressor”, the said person let out the most loud ass cackle you’ve ever heard. Quite literally “barked out a laugh”, at least now you know what that saying means.
Looking up at the entity—petrified might you add—you can barely stutter out insults at the thing as it cruelly wipes tears away after whipping out its shenanigans on poor little old you.
Oh, did you ever mention that you were not having a great day? Because the said thing turned out the be the Sebastian Solace. The greedy and scheming little—actually diabolically big (heh)—critter.
Gasping out for air and nearly choking on trying to regain himself, Sebastian finally coughed out a reply. “Hah! You should have seen yourself!” He gasps again, “You see [Name], this is why you’re one of my most valuable customers!”
You mentally curse in reply, yeah right, “valuable”. You barely spend two shits in there because of your broke ass self..
Patting at your shoulders, Sebastian wipes another tear and looks down at you before chuckling. The audacity…
“Well, darling, be sure to stop by my shop y’know. Expecting some payment from my very special expendable.” He ruffles your hair… well that’s new. “See you next time darling, I’ll be expecting you~”
You can only watch in silence as he slithers off into the darkness like the little freak he is. He didn’t even let you say anything… rude.
Oh, did you ever mention that you were not having a good day? Well, perhaps it wasn’t that bad, since now lying at the palm of your hands was a roll of fresh, clean bandages.