PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

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cherry valley forever

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@fahrenhype
me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: I don’t know her
last night i found this girl on tik tok who found out this random ass celebrity she’s obsessed with Might have a girlfriend so she posted this
and i’ve been losing my mind ever since then
i found their blog
Going into therapy like
you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard
*in a movie*
main guy: hey, how are you?
his dream girl: i'm a plot device, so it doesn't really matter, how are you?
main guy: *monologues*
I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.
my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie”
no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman
Phase 2: country roads
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
Where are his legs
Logging onto Tumblr
Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
tempting