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I am a computer.

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there is some shame i feel from my own part in the deed

i mean i guess she ACTUALLY just laid a whole lot of eggs, but i could just make cryptic references to unknowable eldritch genitalia

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cucumber relax

comic over, on vacation

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squat

recursive exercise

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technically, an idea came to me in a dream

I dreamt that i saw one of those ship dynamics things, where one was working out by punching the air or something, and the other was just like “hey how’s it going”, like this:

and then someone added text so it said:

monster definitely wasn’t a monster, either. they were just working out, and they were monster.

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*flirt

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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wobble

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worse things than being shattered

white diamond tries to do what she did to that pearl. inspired by the sad square, and what i remember from passing out while giving blood.

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pyrokinesis

scene from psychonauts 2.

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cucumber layton

not prodigal, but a logical son

not one in a million, but 99 to 1

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cucumberpasta

nightmare cucumber ending: cucumber turns out to be really good at creepypasta.

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cool time

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flip

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angriest dog in piedmont

there was some post about the pines twins being weird after coming back form gravity falls.

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place names

highway signs in new jersey keep telling you how to get to the delaware water gap

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these paint colors though