Completely unaccomplished

[ronweasley]

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[butchflirt]

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[lockes]

[medusabraids]

i was gonna say something mean but i stopped myself 

[medusabraids]

actually you know what fuck it it’s always the ppl who stan boring male artists with no stage presence that love to talk abt how beyonce isn’t talented like you lose your mind when your fave sits at the front of the stage and plays his acoustic guitar and act like that’s unique/never been done before but you think you have the right to say beyonce doesn’t have any talent?? lmao

[jesterrlavorre]

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

[birdfries-deactivated20200124]

this is my favorite vine comp of all time

[psy-faerie]

DEAD

[chaos-and-cookies]

Make the bots movie!!!!!!

[for-peace-war]

“Good thing I’m a pancreas doctor” actually made me tear up laughing

[doriangaymer]

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

[doriangaymer]

@voidbat This is important

[voidbat]

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

[necrofuturism]

“THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!” HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I LOVE THAT LIL KITTY

[cattgirl]

I think all cats view each other as equals & this supports my theory

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[heartsnmagic]

[sweetcribs]

too cute

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[megan-fox]

Jurassic Park (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

[failedtofail]

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

[chill0naperochingona]

You put this into words way better than I could have

[snartmo-deactivated20180309]

The amount of people willing to base their ideals on pretending they’re the lead character of an action movie is ridiculous.

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

[fuks]

[imrubio]

Lmaooo

[gunzonyatmblr]

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

[siege1]

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀