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claire | she/her | white | trans | child of thirty-some-odd years

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[loiswasadevil]

I actually just got such a good start on Freehanding Stewie

[freebasegod]

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

[trepanned]

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[havinghorns]

Update

[dogpuppy]

[angelicguy]

[incisedwound]

[mellifexfarm]

who even is this guy

[fair-and-claire]

[judgment-jay]

[scyrius-deactivated20190630]

Flip on the tele 

Russell with Jimmy

[sensthaliel]

This is Tamriel’s most foolish pantheon. Why does Seht, the largest Tribune, not simply eat the other two?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Boethiah wrote this

[kalichnikov]

Boethiah these nuts

[thepleasuregoblin]

[slimetony]

I’m going to break my no-horny rule just to spite staff

[slimetony]

for every like i will suck myself

[1o8k]

Thinking about Hellshake Yano

[pissyelliott]

gay porn

“straight” guy: idk dude, i’ve never done anything with a guy before… *takes off his pants to reveal a freshly waxed, exfoliated & douched asshole and a born this way tattoo*

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

this is so specific