🔌 FUTURAMA SENTENCE PROMPTS !
triggering / nsfw may be present , these are taken from varying seasons of the show.
“ I can’t be mad, I’m on way too many painkillers. ”
“ What an idiot I was! And by “I”, I meant “you”! ”
“ Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. ”
“ How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great? ”
“ These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am. ”
“ You’re always gettin’ frozen in stuff. It’s your thing, man! ”
“ Just wait ‘til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries! ”
“ But what are those aliens tryin’ to ask us? What do the tones mean? ”
“ What’s the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream? ”
“ I’ve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. ”
“ Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?! ”
“ There’s so much I need to say. Is it really you? ”
“ It’s time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it. ”
“ To see if you’re the real [name], I’m gonna ask you something only he would know. ”
“ You’ve accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to. ”
“ I’m dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine? ”
“ I’m no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of 'illin. ”
“ May I buy you a drink? We don’t get a lot of pretty faces around here. ”
“ You can’t sit on something for a week without falling in love with it. ”
“ You can’t just kill somebody because they’re ugly and corrosive. ”
“ Don’t you ever wonder about the future? ”
“ You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop? ”
“ I’m as sad as an upside-down smile. ”
“ I guess we’ll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. ”
“ We have nothing to fear but running out of beer. ”
“ The only things they did better than us were suck and die. ”
“ Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? ”
“ You’ve fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood. ”
“ Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals… ”
“ This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude? ”
“ Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. ”
“ With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! ”
“ Why don’t you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! ”
“ I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. ”
“ Hey, I’m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? ”
“ Is this really happening or just being staged? ”
“ I will marry her now and confine her to hell! ”
“ I know whose funeral we’ll be attending next! ”
“ Call it a hunch but I’ve got a bad feeling about this. “
“ Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. ”
“ Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. ”
“ Haven’t I seen you in some copyrighted movie? ”
“ Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question. ”
“ What?! Don’t ever, ever say or think that again! ”
“ You can’t give up hope just because it is hopeless! ”
“ So do you know I’m going to do something before I do it? ”
“ How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? ”
“ There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. ”
“ A casino where I always win. That’s boring. I must really be… in Hell! ”
“ So there really is an infinite number of universes? ”
“ Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes! ”
“ The wall of that strip club isn’t going to collapse twice in one day. ”
“ Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. ”
“ Get lost! I’d say don’t quit your day job, but you’re awful at that too! ”
“ I think when people obsess about the past it’s because they’re afraid of the future. ”
“ You’ve convinced me life is worth living… by showing me how bad my funeral will suck! ”
“ Man, we look stupid. We should’ve gotten store-bought costumes. ”
“ I don’t want to be rescued. ”
“ I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. ”
“ I finally found what I need to be happy and it’s not friends, it’s things. “
“ So, none of you have ever had anchovies? ”
“ Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? ”
“ I knew you wouldn’t have asked unless it was really high or really low. ”
“ You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything! ”
“ Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. ”
“ I wouldn’t talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. ”
“ We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. ”
“ I’ll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I’ll just be me. ”
“ Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall? ”
“ But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. ”
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