Screaming under my breath.

23. Flagstaff, Arizona. History grad student. Avid knitter. Bisexual. I enjoy occasional philosophy, shitty horror movies, books, my friends, and food. Hi, I'm Amanda. Let's be friends.

[fairly--fire]

reasons I have a hard time trusting people:

- “you can’t even taste the alcohol” 

- “you can’t tell that it’s vegan” 

- “it’s not that spicy I promise” 

[thelunarboy]

[rmfallisyo]

Become the person you would ideally fall in love with. Let cars merge into your lane when driving. Stick your tongue out at babies. Compliment strangers. Challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for an entire day, then two, then a week. Walk with straight posture. Look people in the eye. Ask people about their story. Talk to acquaintances so you become friends. Take time to marvel at the world’s little treasures.

(via citizenjordan)

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

me: i love gifts! i love presents!

someone: ok! want me to buy this for you?

me, breaking down crying: NO ITS TOO MUCH ILL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY IN RETURN HOW DO I THANK U ENOUGh

[leightum]

[princehexing-deactivated2017061]

Me

[klorella]

[moonpringles]

yearly reblog

[fairly--fire]

if I started a fashion blog for young professionals, would anyone follow it? 

[fairly--fire]

guys on Tinder be like “you wanna go get a beer right meow” and I be like “it’s 10:30 on a Monday bro what are you doing with your life”

[fairly--fire]

I'M BACK BITCHES

[melaninboy]

Bloop.

[monica-geller]

i’m just a girl trying 2 make leslie knope proud

[stability]

[fairly--fire]

there is a boy I’ve been seeing on and off for years who is kind of lowkey stealing my heart and I don’t know how to deal with it. but he lives in another state and is about to join the army.

there is also another boy who actually lives in my town who I lowkey wanna do disgusting things to. but I have no actual connection to him. 

HELP

[levindis]

(last nap of 2015…)

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

Do I want a boyfriend? No not really. Do I want boys to be interested in me? Absolutely.

[berniesandrs-blog]

“I know, I know, I have to admit it. I guess I’m a man, men are allowed to go to the bathroom, but women, what can we say? […] This is a guy who wants to be President of the United States.”  - Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s comments on Hillary Clinton

[thautobots-deactivated20170116]

American cops be like: