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[fairy-dander]

morty/saph/willa

any pronouns

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writing blog is sappho-rodeo :-) still working on it though lol

[fairy-dander]

STOP STALKING ME

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY??? HE DOESNT COOK HE DOESNT CLEAN HE DOESNT WORJ BUT HE SURE AS HELL WAITS AT THE TABKE FOR DINNER. /ref

(call when i get home)

when was this sent 😭😭😭 wgat is going on 😭😭😭 son im crine what does this mean

[anxeious]

[cloudabserk]

do fashion show

[anxietyproblem]

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[naveenzluv7]

finally drawing something so self-indulgent that i have to share it with tumblr . drawing markiplier again after like 10 years is an experience so sacred to someone like me who was on the internet in 2015

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[the-immortal-restless]

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

[theres-pansies]

Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)

Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

(there is pt 2 now)

[fairy-dander]

bro I've been playing the new lego batman game (one because I've been meaning to get into DC and two because lego games are really funny ok sue me) and when you get to the part where you recruit dick, his parents don't die cuz it's lego and it's gotta be family friendly. as a workaround for this though dick's parents simply. disown him. at the end of the mission??? because he like, pissed them off or something???? which I think is objectively sorta worse and also incredibly funny. yes take him batman we don't want that bastard

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[dogpuppy]