The Lyfting Fairy

he/bun/fae - rp l1ft3r - for legal purposes i am a "minor" (ty rei) mwah

[littleliftinglurker]

score 

[liftertrades]

how?? also, wouldn’t the servers get in trouble?

[littleliftinglurker]

To answer you and @bitchlift, I just went to pizzahut.com/phcares, picked the location and filled out my name and address, said I spent like $20, said something like “I waited over half an hour and when i went to pick up my pizza it wasn’t even ready yet and when I got home it wasn’t even the right kind :((( “ without naming names or anything and they emailed me that the next day

[paradise-panda-person]

This has been my favorite scam, almost any large chain will do this without asking questions or getting any specific employees in trouble. Just if you obtain a gift for a dine in restaurant please tip your server. You just got a free meal so it can’t hurt to shell out 8$ as a tip if you just got a 35$ dinner for free. And the servers are just tryina make a living, we only scam and steal from huge corporations, it’s not okay when it’s a real person.

[scottiroleplays]

guess what i’m on my way to do rn

[fairyforestofclovers]

Currently in the process of doing this to a bunch of food places, I’ll let y'all know how it goes and make a list of successes and failures.

[fairyforestofclovers]

P1žź@ PI@€£$:

Li++le €@e$ar's: No-go, they require an order number when submitting feedback.

P@p@ J0hñ$: Requires order number.

P1zz@ HI_I+: Never responded

D°m1ÑO$: Wanted to call. Didn't try to, I felt like they were going to push for too much info.

F@$t FOød:

WEnd·$: Never responded

M€d0ñ@|d$: Never responded

R@1$1ng €@n£$: Never responded

۟lvEr$: Score! They're sending coupons in the mail.

Would've preferred digital but this works too. Update:

One scoop of custard and one free butterburger!

RE$+aur@nt$:

Øl1ve G@rdEñ: Wanted to call.

I will update this as I go. These were all done about a month ago, so I don't think the places that didn't respond are ever going to.

[fairyforestofclovers]

Fucked up, got careless and got caught. It's not a good feeling (if y'all wanna give me support in the comments I'd appreciate it because I still feel super anxious 😭)

I am okay, she told me to leave what I had and exit the store. Got out of there fast, I don't even want to try the other stores in the area after that

It's my first time getting caught so it was really scary, but she was around my age so it made it slightly better

reminder to always be aware of your surroundings

[crookedbloodynail]

using a buy 0 get 10+ discount rlly makes u realize the shit quality of a ton of items, especially in modern times

i 🏋️ed 3 pairs of earrings from a certain store that caters towards young girls w/ jewelry. one of them had a loose clamp, one physically wouldn't open, and one had both parts broken

if i had paid, i would've spent $31 on earrings!!!!!!! thirty one buckaroos!!!!!1!!!!1!!!

anyways erm christmas haul soon😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[woolioftie]

I got water flavoring things once and despite being one of the more pricey ones they tasted so bad 😭 it made me so glad I didn't spend money on it

[the-lifty-things-in-life]

I got lцsh curl styling cream, and the SMELL when I used it was so atrocious I had to try and wash it out. It did help with some definition, but I can't go around smelling like a failed Safiya Nygaard experiment

[pocketrocketliftoff]

these fuckass sweatpants that started shedding black lint on my legs after one wash. was on mega discount but i was LIVID. like how dare you make and ship these and make people pay for them

[fairyforestofclovers]

It's like. On one hand thank god I didn't spend money on that.

But on the other hand, I could've gotten caught for this lame-ass thing??

[fairyforestofclovers]

i lifted a h@+$uné m¡ku figurine this is not a drill

I repeat this is not a drill

I'm so excited

[fairyforestofclovers]

I don't usually like to share non-l¡fting things on this blog, but I think this is an important exception. This link will take you to a Padlet where you can see a map of ICE sightings. You might be surprised. I never thought they would show up in my town, but they're here. They can be anywhere. Keep yourselves safe, share this with any people you might know who have immigrated, and just be careful.

People over Papers (anonymous/anónimo)

Our purpose is to collect data on sightings; the locations are not confirmed sightings; however, they are reviewed by moderators. Please tak

[fairyforestofclovers]

Being reminded of the current state of the US, getting pissed, and then going out to do some cutesy l¡fting because fuck those big corporations 🩷

Hypothetically ofc! I'm just a boy, I would never do this for real, it's all roleplay 🥺

[fairyforestofclovers]

Can anyone tell me what these things at w@lm@r+ are

Are they cameras?? Am I stupid??

Update: I think I'm stupid, google says they're speakers

[fairyforestofclovers]

Tips From Your Local Roleplay L¡Fter - Part Two

5. Small Businesses Are Off-Limits

We're not mean. A small business is someone's livelihood. These stores are off-limits, and if you l¡ft from one of these, you're taking money away from someone who's just as imprisoned by the system as you are. Also, many small businesses have products from local sellers. Just don't do it

6. Wear Layers

Can't recommend layers enough. I love being a trans guy, because I have a binder that I can wear and conceal stuff in underneath a regular shirt. If it's winter and cold outside, a coat is literally so amazing for l¡fting. For pants, wear something tight and then layer with something loose like sweatpants over top. Layer, layer, layer.

7. Don't Be a Jerk

Enough said. Don't be a jerk to employees. Most of them are just trying to get a paycheck and go home, and probably won't be inclined to tattle on you if they see you take something if you're polite. If you're rude? That's another story. As someone who hypothetically works retail, I'd be much more willing to let it slide if the person wasn't an a$$hole.

There's probably more tips I haven't thought of, but here's a general list of ideas. Happy l¡fting!

A link to part one:

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[littleliftinglurker]

score 

[liftertrades]

how?? also, wouldn’t the servers get in trouble?

[littleliftinglurker]

To answer you and @bitchlift, I just went to pizzahut.com/phcares, picked the location and filled out my name and address, said I spent like $20, said something like “I waited over half an hour and when i went to pick up my pizza it wasn’t even ready yet and when I got home it wasn’t even the right kind :((( “ without naming names or anything and they emailed me that the next day

[paradise-panda-person]

This has been my favorite scam, almost any large chain will do this without asking questions or getting any specific employees in trouble. Just if you obtain a gift for a dine in restaurant please tip your server. You just got a free meal so it can’t hurt to shell out 8$ as a tip if you just got a 35$ dinner for free. And the servers are just tryina make a living, we only scam and steal from huge corporations, it’s not okay when it’s a real person.

[scottiroleplays]

guess what i’m on my way to do rn

[fairyforestofclovers]

Currently in the process of doing this to a bunch of food places, I'll let y'all know how it goes and make a list of successes and failures.

[fairyforestofclovers]

Some of y'all be getting really creative with how you censor names because even I can't understand some of them 😭

[fairyforestofclovers]

guys I'm still alive i swear

after becoming an adult, i haven't really been l¡fting much apart from food. But I'd like to get back into it. But obviously as an adult, roleplaying l¡fting can have more consequences.

tldr im still here im just old now

[fairyforestofclovers]

So b@m is definitely easier than the b&ñ in my area. Not as easy as the b&ń in my hometown, but doable. I do think I got a bit greedy this time, though. Wasn't seen, but my bag was noticeably fuller (it's a tote). I gotta get one of those "fit your life" bags I keep seeing on tiktok, or at least one that doesn't get so obvious when you put heavy things in.

[fairyforestofclovers]

Do you like free things?? Haha, ofc you do.

But free *food*? Who doesn't love that?

Life tip: Make multiple accounts for food places so you can take advantage of free/really cheap food. I made another account for P@n3r@ and got another three months of their s1p cl|_|b

Just remember to cancel before the subscription ends (for P@n3r@), otherwise it'll automatically renew.

[fairyforestofclovers]

Update after moving: the b&ń where i live is almost impossible :< but there's a b@m so I'll check that out

[fairyforestofclovers]

aghhhh I'm moving in a week guys

[fairyforestofclovers]

Sorry for not being active, I'm still here dw🩷

Adulting is hard. I haven't been able to get out as much as I'd like because I have a lot of things that need to get done. I'm so excited to move, because there will be so many new places! In the meantime, remember that it's okay to take a break and focus on what you need to. Happy l¡fting <3

[fairyforestofclovers]

if i see someone l¡fting no i didn't

baby i'm not even here i'm a hallucination