Sweet, Sweet Memes

🖤Han/She-Her/21/big les/UK🖤 I post usually just shit memes, sometimes vulture culture stuff but mostly memes. I don’t tag any warnings (mostly bc I rarely post anything explicit) but keep that in mind! Surprise skeletons etc ☠️Hopefully this hell site lasts

[catasters]

[kiwimidnight]

TINY WRLD (2020)

[cocotine]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they dont pay me enough to witness this shit

[yardsards]

lawmakers: opening up in-person schools will be fine! just make the kids wear masks and wash their hands!

kids:

[grrlcookery]

Oh, wonderful. I didn’t realise OP taught kids. The first two panels, I was assuming it was a minimalist depiction of an office…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[thoodleoo]

feeling down? having a bit of a bad day? need something to cheer you up? then may i present to you:

1st century AD pig shaped bronze and lead weight on a rectangular base

[thoodleoo]

do you perhaps have some personal experience with this

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[rootbeergoddess]

[spanielfromspace]

Drew my favourite carousel horse as Sleipnir and then that turned into drawing other horses from this carousel as figures from mythology/fantasy/folklore and now it won’t feel Complete unless I figure out something for the whole outer row, but there are 12 of them SOS

[spanielfromspace]

Great news, looking into this lead to me learning about Hinduism’s Uchchaihshravas, who has 7 heads. I have a preliminary list now for what the rest could be but some are um.. less than ideal, so I would happily take more ideas

[spanielfromspace]

Wasn’t sure about doing a centaur because picking a style for the human half felt like a whole thing, but I had a Fantasia-related epiphany and now she’s one of my favourites? Also looking into physical characteristics of kelpies I found ‘backwards hooves’ which on the one hand sells it and on the other I viscerally hate.

[spanielfromspace]

Most & least obvious ones so far. Wanted to do one of the horses in mythology that brings the morning across the sky, but a chariot would be too big so Greek was out & beyond being bright-maned Skinfaxi doesn’t really look like anything. But maybe just attaching the sun..? And then yeah a unicorn.

[spanielfromspace]

Thestral! Two left, and unfortunately this is only the beginning of the uhh.. spooky section.

[spanielfromspace]

Ti.....kbalang..........

[spanielfromspace]

Last and absolute most horrific! Big “thanks I hate it” to Scotland for the nuckelavee - like no skin alone is bad enough, and then we also get the torso and the one eyeball??

Anyway that’s all 12 of the outermost horses on the carousel I grew up loving, converted into gods and monsters. Thank you for indulging this spiral.

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn’t call yourself indian if you aren’t indigenous :)!

[april]

same energy as this

[notreallysureofanything]

Ctfu I’ve never seen the one on the bottom 😂

You spelt “Epsaña” wrong 😭

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

David Lint

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

why is every ya novel titled something like Cock of Stone and Ice….court of rats and clowns… throne of pissy and shitties

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[catcrumb]

[theirmajestyfang]

To any villains that may need to hear it:

Your villain song slaps

Your evil lair is gaudy and fantastic

Your evil outfit is menacing and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies

The heroes are disgusted by your amoral and strange conduct

[carmilla-dilaurentis]

All the gays worship you

[theirmajestyfang]

And all the gays worship you! Thank you for that necessary addition.

[programmerhumour]

Just an amazing UI

[sufficientlylargen]

Gender: <entire source code of Quake (1996, Id Software)>

[kaijuno]

Installs Doom as my gender

[red-taileddolphin]

max 10 megs guys, come on

[marintuition]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Installs four copies of Doom as my gender

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

cropped out the unnecessary loser who dueted them at the beginning anyway i’ve fallen in love again

[toastbutteregg]