“Shit my friends have said” Starter Meme
he eats pussy like a starving lesbian
i just had a Lunchable and i’m on top of the fucking world right now
you should throw that pomegranate against the wall
just go back into the basement, you gremlin
i’m gonna put ‘will eat pussy for a place to sleep tonight’ in my tinder bio
remember how Spongebob made a sweater out of eyelashes? what if you made one out of pubes?
you look like a dick-licking smurf
why don’t you go choke on a hot dog
you’re one of those mustard whores, aren’t you?
no, but you’re a ketchup slut
do you think Hulk’s pubes are green?
that joke gave me depression
i don’t think i could ever boil my nipples
i’m gonna Naruto this bitch
wow, the gays outnumber the straights tonight
peen so hard, hard hard peen
Thanksgiving is a sport, and wine is my religion
sorry, no zombies will be allowed at my wedding
i argued with him for 20 minutes about a chupacabra not being real before i realized he was talking about a capybara
i’m naming my first son epiglottal
the list of things i wouldn’t do for a funnel cake is very short
he sent me a picture of onion rings and i can’t have any so he’s dead to me
i will not be marginalized as a non-mango eater
i wish i could go back in time before you said that
instructions not clear, dick stuck in a toaster. send help.
how can you betray vin diesel like this?
don’t you type in that tone at me
that is honestly incredible in its sheer gayness
maybe you emit a certain frequency that only fuckbois can hear
that egotistical, small-dicked, chicken fried fuck
is no one questioning why you were under the table sucking dick at a family event?
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