[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[byjove]

[kushblazer666]

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[infectiouspiss]

what if the new pope is problematic :/

[infectiouspiss]

omg what if the new pope is a proshipper o_o or- or a multifandom blog 0_0 or worse... a rpf truther eek >_<

[fearedfreak]

[dreg-heap]

If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

[dreg-heap]

A 12 year old Italian American girl who looked at a woman for too long on April 20th is probably more worried that she personally killed the pope than JD Vance is

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[teaboot]

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[francisforever2014]

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

[onenicebugperday]

Red amber snail, Succinea newcombiana, Succineidae

Photographed in Hawaii by brendanwang

[iconicscullyoutfits]

hey girl I picked you an information bouquet for your mind vase

[llbwwb]

[rivermusic]

llbwwb:

Cottontail Rabbit in the Snow by Joel Sartore

[autostraddle]

via Same-Sex Marriage Started in Thailand This Week and These Pictures Will Warm Your Heart

[heavymead0w]

Forever finding new holes in my mom's favorite sweater

[lostfunzones]

Midnight Sun, 1952.

Helen Sewell.