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~they/them~ ~17~ byf | abt

[attempt8]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

[carbink]

that was the devil

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[studyblr]

your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The bigger your shoes, the bigger the dick, the bigger your car, the smaller your dick. No wonder why people are afraid of clowns.

[fghtoffthelight-deactivated2018]

your fave is problematic: folie a deux

no lyric booklet

seriously why did yall do that

[punkbatsarchive]

they didn’t know the lyrics

[gahdamnpunk]

THIS is why representation is important

[gahdamnpunk]

[tsunglasses]

[porterr-robinson]

[gigi-tastic]

THE CAT SASSED HER BACK. NO I’M NOT MOMMMMM

[russiawave]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

what’s she celebrating

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

she got promoted, shes now top manager! 

[allegretttto]

I’m proud of her!!

[softwaring]

[vistick]

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[perfe5t]

Valentine’s Day is approaching 😌

[sobeitjay2]

tell it to go back