* ERROR ! ERROR !

laugh, until you cry. laugh, until you die.

[faithcode]

you are contractually obligated to like this starter call

[meme-cafe]

.ﾟ☆ﾟ.  ╼  random texts.

[ sms ]  →   i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [ sms ]  →   dude, I’m at a wedding and there’s a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I’m getting all emotional [ sms ]  →   some kid outside just shouted ‘ask the frogs’ [ sms ]  →   why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds? [ sms ]  →   I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there? [ sms ]  →   microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. [ sms ]  →   my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling. [ sms ]  →   how can people fall in love when things like bagels exist [ sms ]  →   someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay [ sms ]  →   I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. [ sms ]  →   You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened. [ sms ]  →   would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? [ sms ]  →   he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them [ sms ]  →   why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled ‘we need more bagels’  [ sms ]  →   just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. [ sms ]  →   dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you [ sms ]  →   some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

[faithcode]

saeyoung’s hacking skills allow him to hack into someone’s cognition via the metaverse. this runs off the idea that he believes that no connection goes one way --- if a computer can output something, there must be a way to get in. after all, for something to be produced, there must be a way for the ‘ ingredients ’, so to speak, to enter the system. naturally, the ‘ input ’ is made by the ruler. thus, there are special terminals that appear where the palace ruler’s cognitive distortion is strong that he can access once he’s actually hacked their computer or phone or whatnot in the real world. he eventually shares these theories and ideas with futaba once he’s proved that they do actually work. he calls it ‘ mind - hacking ’.

[actorid-blog]

          i    fill    the    void     up     with    polished    doubt    ,     FAKE    SENTIMENT    .  

                       ZEN    FROM    MYSTIC    MESSENGER    TEXTED    BY    NOL   .

[faithcode]

" nerd "

        * ddos’s your discord server *

[faithcode]

* TRSTFUNDED : ❝ JUMIN ! ❞‌

“  WHAT  DO  YOU  MEAN ,  UPSE ─  wait  a  moment.  ”

        “ huh ? what were you gonna say, trust fund ? i didn’t catch that. ”

[faithcode]

trstfunded‌:

“  what  is  ‘ updog ’ ?  ”

        “ nothing much, man. i can’t find my ‘ upsexy ’, though. ”

[actorid-blog]

promo me pls . 

[faithcode]

MOTHERF.UCKER

[faithcode]

okay, to circumvent this issue ... y’all will maybe get replies on y’all’s posts from either @cindrelle​ or @aegeir​ --- sorry if that’s weird !

[faithcode]

HUGS HIM SO HARD

        “ wh — oh ? so you want a piece of this, ya ? all right, c’mere. ”

[faithcode]

@aepine replied to your post “NO DEADASS WHY CAN’T I REPLY TO ANY OF Y’ALL”

wth is it a tumblr glitch ? D^:

i can’t even reply to my own posts wtf

[faithcode]

NO DEADASS WHY CAN’T I REPLY TO ANY OF Y’ALL

[faithcode]

i can’t reply to any posts omg ?

[starng-deactivated20200418]

promo

[faithcode]

i can’t believe you guys --- i’m back & i need to clean this blog bc there are a lot of stuff that is so dated that i don’t talk to some of these muns anymore & i don’t have a doc, but i love this theme

[faithcode]

dualmotif‌: 

「 @faithcode  ⇢ continue? yes! 」

“ Alone you bringing up this topic makes me question if it wouldn’t be your wishful thinking that I legit had a crush on you, noob. ”

Futaba had always seen herself as a rather mysterious and unpredictable individual. For him to be on her trail this easily shouldn’t unnerve her as much as it did. Regardless of any of that Futaba was far from stupid. She was well aware that he was as off limits as a person could possibly be. 

For him to even be with her physically was a miracle in itself. Both of them preferred to be evasive individuals after all, hiding behind code-names and exchanging their wits via their hacking. 

Thus it happened that little Futaba still not used to many physical gestured blushed crimson as he patted her head, immediately retreating and almost toppling over in her chair by how fast she pushed it back to withdraw into her safety zone.

“ W-woah there! You can’t just break through my personal sphere like that!!! ”

          ❛ I’m the noob ?? ❜ the elder hacker chuckles as he retracts his hand, eyes dancing with mirth as he watches her retreat. saeyoung was no sadist, but he’d admit to finding much amusement in her reaction to his gesture. as a sort of surrender, however, he promptly stows both hands into the pockets of his iconic jacket, mouth working into a subtle smirk.

          ❛ I couldn’t resist---you’ve got a ruffle-able head of hair. ❜ 

          this wasn’t the first time that they’d spoken in person, though the occassions that they had, seven could count on one hand. it had been very obvious since the beginning that she wasn’t as used to this sort of interaction as he was, given that he was a student actively attending university. he just wasn’t sure how deep it’d run since he’d become an ally after the thieves’ infiltration of her palace.

          still, he set all curiosity aside for the sake of meeting with a like-minded individual. he didn’t like facing his own past, so why should he need to have knowledge of hers when it was not openly shared with him ??

          ❛ sorry~ it’s not a bad thing, it just means you’re cute. ❜