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.ﾟ☆ﾟ. ╼ random texts.

[ sms ] → i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [ sms ] → dude, I’m at a wedding and there’s a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I’m getting all emotional [ sms ] → some kid outside just shouted ‘ask the frogs’ [ sms ] → why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds? [ sms ] → I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there? [ sms ] → microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. [ sms ] → my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling. [ sms ] → how can people fall in love when things like bagels exist [ sms ] → someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay [ sms ] → I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. [ sms ] → You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened. [ sms ] → would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? [ sms ] → he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them [ sms ] → why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled ‘we need more bagels’ [ sms ] → just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. [ sms ] → dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you [ sms ] → some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

#HEY .#* memes. /

𝑭𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑯𝑪𝑶𝑫𝑬.

“ nothing much, man. i can’t find my ‘ upsexy ’, though. ”

“ WHAT DO YOU MEAN , UPSE ─ wait a moment. ”

#faithcode #OK I LIED . HE ALMOST FELL FOR IT .#* ic. /#jumin connecting the dots abt 7's reply: wait a minute

“ what is ‘ updog ’ ? ”

#* opens. /

ik this is a jumin blog but i am thinking about zen singing gwiyomi & how jumin would never & that my friends is how you know one is better &

#this is a JOKE . THIS IS A JOKE #if you convince him enough he'd like #probably sing . but you could never get him to do the dance with it i'm sorry #* hcs. /#SADHJNFKD????

small introduction ! i’m prospera & i’m a minor & i’m korean , please tag anything about cannibalism + bugs , listen ik bad end jumin kinda goes o_O but none of that will be on here , dni if you like / support aot or hetalia , or the bnha creator , please enjoy urself . a more thorough version of these rules ( with some i’ve currently omitted ) is on my fire emblem blog @sunraise. i have never played jumin’s route

#; v ; going through my followers n !! i realized i should probably do thi #s

actually i do have smthing to say like. i Know weird shit happens in jumin’s route. i do not see it. i Will not write it. i won’t ever acknowledge it other than this post. please do the same for me

#* psa. /#that’s all #i have to do smthing rq but for now have at thee

i haven’t finished jumins route

have you seen my cat

#mysme rp #* sp. /

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