THE WAFFLES ARE A CONSPIRACY

EVERYONE WAKE UP!!

[faithless-interpreter]

WASSUP MOTHERINTERPRETERS!!!

ITS SABLE!!!!

NOW HERE, FOREVER!!!!!

SHE/IT!

Notes:

* no longer the concept of fear or any of that bullshit

* just Sable!

* deal with it <3

All of my posts are in character Tumblr posts as of recent. <3

[faithless-interpreter]

INTERPRETERS THIS IS IMPORTANT.

I am

Pretty sure

That Tumblr is real...

The implications this could have!!!!

[faithless-interpreter]

hi again.

I just wanna ask what’s your opinion on Lily? (Yuriless)

She needs a therapist... and a butch to dick her down. Can I say that? Is that okay to say?

[yuriless-faith-misinterpreter]

SKKDBWJDUDHSJDJWIJZ????? EXCUSE ME????????????

[faithless-interpreter]

Sorry I just had to be real with you for a moment there.

[yuriless-faith-misinterpreter]

I... ok...

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

My girlfriend is right, as always :3

[faithless-interpreter]

hi again.

I just wanna ask what’s your opinion on Lily? (Yuriless)

She needs a therapist... and a butch to dick her down. Can I say that? Is that okay to say?

[yuriless-faith-misinterpreter]

SKKDBWJDUDHSJDJWIJZ????? EXCUSE ME????????????

[faithless-interpreter]

Sorry I just had to be real with you for a moment there.

[faithless-interpreter]

hi again.

I just wanna ask what’s your opinion on Lily? (Yuriless)

She needs a therapist... and a butch to dick her down. Can I say that? Is that okay to say?

[faithless-interpreter]

Fair enough, but please don't eat me

Well, considering your in my ask box (trying to kill me), id say this: you have 15 seconds to run.

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[faithless-interpreter]

Are YOU doing it now?

Well If everyone's doing it....yknow👉👈

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Cannibalism yuri 😵‍💫

[faithless-interpreter]

Bites you :3

[faithless-interpreter]

Are YOU doing it now?

Well If everyone's doing it....yknow👉👈

[faithless-interpreter]

Caine exists, we've been doing cannibalism for some time

Well but that was only Caine, it seems everyone's doing it now!

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[saturn-catz]

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

[i-am-a-fish]

Apt. C

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

my home address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington D.C. please send 40 pizzas to my big white house and tell the pizzeria that ill pay for it; and make sure to do it on a daily basis

[the-pancake-woman]

Tbh could you just order the crust I don’t really like cheese or tomato sauce

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

chat does she knyow?

[the-pancake-woman]

yes I knyow I’m saying we shouldn’t give them pizzas…

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

pancake when i said "i" would pay for them i meant that THEY would pay for them, and its be on a daily basis

[the-pancake-woman]

Naomi has left beef taught you nothing??

although they would have to pay for it they would still have pizza at the end of the transaction

By only sending the crust they would hopefully not only have to pay full price but they would also be left with 40 empty pizza crusts.

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

the only beef i know by name is a5 wagyu, which i feed to @hungry-faith-interpreter every night secretly fattening them up becore i eat them myself

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

DO I NEED TO GET A WEAPON TO PROTECT MYSELF!?!?

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

IM GONNA FUCKING EAT YOU WHOLE!♡~

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

PLEASE DON'T EAT UNCLE HUNGRY OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GET YOU BANNED FROM EVERY FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE/RESTAURANT.

[faithless-interpreter]

SO WE DOING CANNIBALISM NOW?!?!?!?!!?

[faithless-interpreter]

There is a great evil beneath the manor

okay, seems fine.

[faithless-interpreter]

you what for asks? Anyways what do you think of me!

*bats eylashes*

i think they keep getting more and more specific everytime i look away and its superfluous

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

And with your help we can turn the entirety of Spain into the yuriest country :3

[yurier-yurith-yuriterpreter]

Spain is already nice and yuriful, but the more Yuri the merrier

[yuriless-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh, that'd be nice... I'd like it if it got yurier over here....

[faithless-interpreter]

One day...

[faithless-interpreter]

Have you considered the silly lately?

By the stars, I have not.

Bring out the sillyness beam- OH GOD IT HURTS IT BURNS!!!!!

...

Im silly now

[faithless-interpreter]

hi.

What’s your opinion on @Yurier-Yurith-Yuriterpreter?

Anhilate

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Well, maybe that's a bit extreme, she isn't that bad

[faithless-interpreter]

Hmm....of you say so. Watchful observation....ensure they arent stepping on your terf :3

[faithless-interpreter]

hiiii :3

what's your opinion on the identity stealer, since we're asking questions about our favs

Like em pretty cool

[faithless-interpreter]

hi.

What’s your opinion on @Yurier-Yurith-Yuriterpreter?

Anhilate