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the sabotages we deserve

[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

Chefs! For dessert, I would like...key lime pie.

Now, you'll want to be keyed into this auction.

We have here a set of lockers, and, surprise, they're locked up tight. Some of them contain some pretty useful stuff: pie crust, sugar, and so on. Some of them are...less useful, like this one, which contains a CD for Sublime's album Santeria.

Win this auction, and your opponent will have to give up their basket and fumble with this full keyring to find usable ingredients in these lockers.

[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

For this next challenge, I'd like you to make...funnel cake. A favorite fair food, usually with some kind of topping, always deep fried and delicious.

And for our first item up for auction, we have...

A carnival balloon popping game. Funnel cake is best when you're walking around a fair and all those carnival booth guys are screaming at you, right? Win this auction, and you can force one opponent to give up all their ingredients. Then, they have to play this balloon dart game to win the ingredients inside the balloons. You should probably know that you only get five darts to play with...you'll have to part with $500 to play again, so make sure you aim well, chef.

[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

Chefs, I would like you to make...cornbread. It's a Southern staple, really, and if you haven't made it before, well...good luck.

Our first item up for auction:

Win this auction and you can force one opponent to give up their knives and utensils in exchange for these...corn cob holder things. They must do all their mixing - and any cutting or chopping - with only these little things.

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[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

Chefs, for today's challenge, I want you to prepare your finest...vegetable soup. You know, something that's warm and nourishing on those cold winter nights.

Our first sabotage is...this fine can of alphabet soup. Win this auction, and you can force one opponent to forfeit ALL of their ingredients. They can only earn back whatever items they spell the names of using the noodle letters in this here can.