Food Network but mostly Alton Brown

this blog is dedicated to all of the crazy things that goes on in Food Network

[fuckbobbyflay]

this is only the first of many steps to destroy bobby flay

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Goodnight 🤧

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

Alton is covered in whipped cream and I have ascended

[cutthroatthisass]

Like for Alton Brown

Reblog for Alton Brown

Ignore for Bobby Flay

[fuckbobbyflay]

this is only the first of many steps to destroy bobby flay

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Goodnight 🤧

[urfaveisunfuckable]

bobby flay from food network is unfuckable!

[space-snake]

As a fan of food network it’s a weird feeling knowing you’re too good for worst cooks but not good enough for anything else

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[beemojis]

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

[foodnetwork-fandom]

happy Halloween food network fandom

[lamemtv]

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

[tedallen]

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

[justworstcooksthings]

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

[tedallen]

It’s not an immediate disqualification

[fkahersweetness]

remember when we, as a nation, got super horny over alton brown on cutthroat kitchen?

i hope they remember that time in history books

[ifitaintbaroque]

I don’t think you’ve known true sadness until you’ve rolled an entire chopped tomato into a leaf of lettuce and tried to trick yourself into believing it’s a burrito

[foodnetwork-fandom]

*cutthroat kitchen contestant voice*: chef, today what I have for you is a deconstructed vegetarian burrito,

[projectcatzo]

Male chefs really be like *has this tattoo*

[justworstcooksthings]

You: scrambled eggs Me, an intellectual: deconstructed omelette

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

the contestants on worst cooks in america are truly the biggest mood

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

this is fucking sending me