acting like animals are fake

That's what the blog isn't. naq : https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[fakeanimals]

dont rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[incorrect-pkmn-irl-quotes]

Rodney Meng: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Gnem Yendor: Hey.

Rodney Meng: No fucking way.

(@realpokemon and @fakeanimals)

[fakeanimals]

ok but whats the point of making evolution not exist if frogs/tadpoles just ?? basically have the same thing??? literally who designed them i feel like that's antithetical to like. The entire point of the series.

Buddy's clearly never went to Professor Darwin to get their starter animal. Point and laugh.

[fakeanimals]

You reverse reversed yourself. If the Pokémon are real then the animals are fake and if the animals are fake then the Pokémon are real

What are you talking about. Pokemon aren't real. Go take a walk outside and pick up a Rattata. You're calling that a pokemon? Wrong. Animal. Go and apologize to that poor animal you've been making feel alienated and alone.

[fakeanimals]

i got a manatee as a gift the other day but he’s so useless? cannot learn any moves, sits there and smiles… and the other animals don’t even want to attack it, which would be cool if i could actually take advantage of that, but i can’t! the thing can’t learn any moves! he is very cute but that doesn’t spare him… maybe i should just sign him up for beauty pageants?? i’ve never tried it before but… i dunno how else to work with him, and i don’t wanna just leave him alone.. thoughts?

That boy is so beautiful. Look at him. Tell me he wasn't built for the spotlight. He's a lover not a fighter. Now you go out and show the world the most beautiful manatee alive.

[fakeanimals]

Random ? but have u ever played inscryption

Do you mean Catch Monsters? I haven't gotten any packs of the cards myself but this dude called The Lucky Carder I used to watch on YouTube loved the game. Wonder how he's doing.

[fakeanimals]

You hold a special place in my heart.

-The guy that insists on only playing squirrels competitively

Honestly I don't think I've ever came across anyone who runs squirrels competitively. Impressive. Kind of hot. I want you out of my sight. Bye.

[fakeanimals]

How is Gnem pronounced?

Whichever way pisses the grammar police off more

[thegrammarpolice]

>:(

[fakeanimals]

Gnem(pronounced "jem"

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I can't believe you have an evil clone too. - @fakeanimals

holy shit. fakeanimals

[fakeanimals]

Yeah. Hope you can banish that fire Pokemon appreciator person.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

wh. why would I banish her...

[fakeanimals]

Evil shadow self? Is she not an evil version of you? If she's evil you gotta banish her. How the plot always goes.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

but that's mean. also she's not evil I think.

[fakeanimals]

Oh. Can't believe you don't have an evil clone then. Sucks to suck

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I can't believe you have an evil clone too. - @fakeanimals

holy shit. fakeanimals

[fakeanimals]

Yeah. Hope you can banish that fire Pokemon appreciator person.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

wh. why would I banish her...

[fakeanimals]

Evil shadow self? Is she not an evil version of you? If she's evil you gotta banish her. How the plot always goes.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I can't believe you have an evil clone too. - @fakeanimals

holy shit. fakeanimals

[fakeanimals]

Yeah. Hope you can banish that fire Pokemon appreciator person.

[fakeanimals]

dont rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[invertedposts]

I don't know how to reblog this one. This is a whole fucking blog

[fakeanimals]

I already have an inverted self it's just Rodney. Go reblog his blog. I'm perfectly normal.

[incorrect-pkmn-irl-quotes]

Rodney Meng: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Gnem Yendor: Hey.

Rodney Meng: No fucking way.

(@realpokemon and @fakeanimals)

[incorrect-pkmn-irl-quotes]

Rodney Meng: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Gnem Yendor: Hey.

Rodney Meng: No fucking way.

(@realpokemon and @fakeanimals)

[fakeanimals]

Just learned about the entire domestication technique and I'm. Going insane

I know right. Domestication tech is so fuckin insane. Probably one of my fav things to explain to people in depth randomly. Did they need to know this? No. Did they listen to all of it? Yes.

[doll-anon]

Hmmm

Weird question and a weird name

Do you have a plushie named Gnem? Does it maybe look a bit silly? Or similar to another plushie?

It's a weird one because it's a salamence plushie like Rodney except it's head is upside down.

[fakeanimals]

Hey. I'm gonna have to talk to whoever gave you that plushie. My brand is at stake here.

[fakeanimals]

I know that they're kinda low-tier trash but my favorite animal is by far the Cheetah. Like I get it, the gimmick of only having good stats in speed and NOTHING ELSE is really bad for actual play, but look at them. They're so silly. Best cat-type in the game.

You have a fair point. Gimmick animals are so great man. Finally someone else gets it