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SoulHate! Masterlist

Pairing: Lance McClain x Keith Kogane

Summary: It’s the summer before Junior Year. Lance McClain is sixteen, and when he isn’t Skype-ing Hunk at Robotics Camp, he’s writhing in agony over a soul tattoo he’s never really been fond of. He longs for the day that it will stop…until it does. Lance struggles to accept who fate has chosen for him, grappling with his own expectations and hopes for love.

Notes: In a First Words Soulmate Tattoo AU, the two love birds get a matching set of tattoos when they enter puberty. The tattoo is nothing but the first words your soulmate says to you. There are countless theories regarding how placement, font, and tattoo pain play a role in the fated pair’s romance.

Content Tags: Soulmate!AU, SoulTattoo!AU, Romance, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Minor Original Characters, High School Setting

Chapters

Teaser

Chapter 1: Welcome to my Life

Chapter 2: And They Lived Apple-y Ever After

Chapter 3: Something About the Sun-pie, Baby

Chapter 4: Joe Dirt Pudding

Chapter 5: Schoolhouse Rock-bottom

Chapter 6: King Dedede-ez Nuts

Chapter 7: I May Not Know My Flowers

Chapter 8: Nat 1: Critical Failure

Chapter 9: Family Lore Drop

Chapter 10: Oh Froyo Di'int

Chapter 11: The Secret Garden

Chapter 12: Alakazam Used Psychic

Chapter 13: The Misadventures of Blake & Tracey

Chapter 14: It's Called a Hustle, Sweetheart

Chapter 15: Camp L-A-N-C-E

Chapter 16: Something Blake This Way Comes

Chapter 17: That Wasn't There Before

Chapter 18: Sick Day

Chapter 19: The Halloween Episode

Chapter 20: It's Not a Rickroll, It's a Nick Kroll

Chapter 21: The Cline Family Reunion

Chapter 22: It's Pisto Night

Chapter 23: Are We Moving Too Fast?

Chapter 24: New Year, New Me

Chapter 25: Abuela Is Coming

Chapter 26: Jake's Anti-Valentine's Day Party

Chapter 27: Finding Hunk

Chapter 28: Hunk Date HOO-HA-HA

Chapter 29: The Misadventures of Blake & Tracey II: Straight to DVD

Chapter 30: We're Going Down in Flames

Chapter 31: Trench Warfare

Chapter 32: It's Your Turn

Chapter 33: Double the Date, Double the Trouble

Chapter 34: Prom?

Chapter 35: The Wedding

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#SoulHate!#SoulMate!AU #SoulTattoo!AU #Klance #Keith Kogane #Lance McClain #Voltron #Slow Burn #Romance #Enemies to Lovers

Elle Kennedy is a Jess Girl I just can't prove it

#gilmore girls #off campus #you look at that flippy hair and that smile and tell me I'm wrong #he's literally dean and jess's love child?#john logan gives me such jess mariano vibes

gayhockeyshow

Biblically need ilya on antidepressants and shane begging for that floppy dick like Please can I touch #it Please can I suck #it Please Please Please

miscelium

@mybloodstream-caffeine i think i hauve covid

#girl I sat right up #pathetic hollander is my new fav #heated rivalry #RIP the casual soft peen haver

eemolu

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

heykoonsy

The cat distribution system, but its hollanov

#hollanov #heated rivalry #op i love you #this made me cry

yo kripke, I just wanna talk

#this was about frenchie but tag what you got beef with him for #the boys s5 spoilers

fuckrozanov

come to my cottage where there’s no slamming doors and we don’t walk on eggshells and you don’t have to think about how as a child you memorized the sounds of footsteps on the hardwood and who they belonged to and how much to shrink yourself depending on the answer. don’t go back to russia because you always come back to me in pieces and pretend you don’t need to be put back together. i know a place that won’t break you. come to my house. we’ll have so much fun. i want to watch tv with you. i want to knock elbows with you while we brush our teeth. i want to taste your mouth while its still warm from your coffee; to suck syrup off your fingers at the table. i want every mundane luxury we’ve never allowed ourselves to have. it’s so private, no one will know. because they can’t. and for now it’s okay; i’m not ready for the world to have us when there’s so many ways i’ve yet to have you. we’d have a week, or even two, and it still won’t be enough. how do you make up for almost ten years of never seeing a sunrise together. never kissing with morning breath. all the things i might already know if i never left that time you asked me to stay. we’ll be completely alone, together, with our clothes in the same laundry basket and your hair on my pillowcase and the enormity of everything i want touching every corner of every room.

#hollanov #heated rivalry #maybe maybe