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There’s a zombie in my food court!
(Closed starter for fakecxwboy ) For once in the desolate parks days the haunted grounds was getting a bit roughty. In the distance he heard what seemed to be a fight, a loud THOM and the sounds of building starting to collapse in on itself. Who even tried to mess with the pirates? Were they stupid? He mimicked a sigh as he had no air to breath. Dem wasn’t around today, must be messing with some other statue at the moment. Jay knowing the fight might cause more of the residence to wake up decided to walk his way further from the haunted grounds, passing the graveyard and the carousal to the food court. As far as he knew there was nobody here, the silence was nice.
What a lovely night it was. TG was quite fond of watching the stars in the night when he could. This night, this was probably not the case. He stared in the direction from which the noise came rather than up the sky. Why was there always someone who had to put up a fight with the pirates? A bit annoyed by the nightly tussle, TG decided to walk in the opposite direction away from it. One his way, a little farther away, he saw a shadow which also seemed to seek his rest, or trouble as well?
He took a deep breath and then yelled into the direction of the stranger.
❝EY PARTNER!! What'cha doin’ in these parts of the park? Are ya one of these half-wit pirates?? ❞
❝Well, if ain’t ya a ace-high fella? What'cha doin' in these parts of the park? Feelin’ hungry??❞
❝I ain’t no half-wit! Quit playin’ ‘n tell me what’s in the bag?? ❞
“…Now I believe I’ve seen it all.”
❝Can I see it too??…….❞
❝-No seriously I can’t see it, where is it??❞
“Wh- AH!” The guardian nearly leapt out of his skin when he realized the odd being he was talking about was now standing in the room. Were they psychic? Oh he hoped not…that’d be more trouble than it was worth, honestly.
“When did You get here?!” Kite demanded.
The sudden scream of the other also frightened TG a tad and he leaned back slightly. Why does every single person he talks to always starts screming??
❝LORDY MY, don’t be such a namby-pamby!! I just got in here a few seconds ago, keep it down, pal! You gonna make me a goner if ya keep goin’ like that.❞
“…Now I believe I’ve seen it all.”
❝Can I see it too??.......❞
❝-No seriously I can’t see it, where is it??❞
But, I know —- I KNOW —- life can be beautiful. I pray {{ I pray }} for a better way.
┌ ❝ There’s just o n e kind of man that you can trust, that’s a d e a d man… or a gringo like me! ❞ ┘
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" Who’s there ? Who are you ? "
❝Don’t get all balled up, pal! The name’s TG~ ❞
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// I wanted to mention real fast that if you want to just small talk with me and not TG it would be nice if you message me over IM, it’s easier and better than talking through asks
Overwatch Heroes: Jesse McCree
I’ve got a bullet with your name on it.
McCree Aesthetic
“But I’m learning who you’ve been ain’t who you’ve got to be…I ain’t as good as I’m gonna get, but I’m better than I used to be.”
Jesse McCree Aesthetic - “Justice ain’t gonna dispense itself.”
Images used are not mine unless stated otherwise.
Overwatch Aesthetics || 2/23
‘shit my professors say’ starter pack.
various things my professors have said over the years that i’ve written in the margins of my notebook. possible part ii in the future!
“i do not consider ohio to be a legitimate state. moreover, i have suspicions about the goings-on in ohio.”
“goddammit. i need to take a pill. get out.”
“if i want to put a lethal amount of metal in my penis, i’m going to. you can’t stop me.”
“tell [NAME] that they’re full of shit. and that i hate them.”
“i have an idea. it’s oatmeal – but it’s shaped like cornflakes.”
“disneyworld for dogs is just butts. they’re like ‘screw the rides, just get me to a butt.’ they wouldn’t care about anything else. newspaper, balls – well. maybe some balls. not balls you throw, though.”
“you destroyed my faith in love. now i’m worried my partner only thinks about me once a day.”
“type one error: you say you love someone, but you don’t.”
“type two error: you say you don’t love someone, but you do.”
“i cannot reject the null hypothesis i do not love you. now that hurts.”
“my god. that man has the biggest calves i have ever seen.”
“please do not help one another. this is survival of the fittest.”
“they’ll neeever respect you! they know you as [NAME]’s doormat now!”
“shut the fuck up. i’m kidding.”
“don’t sneeze while i’m speaking. that is so, so rude.”
“my handwriting is what one would call avant-garde.”
“awaken your inner lassie!”
“can i sit on your bony knees?”
“this is called: statistics … with a heart.”
“i have never heard of this ‘whiskey dick.’”
“it’s like trying to squeeze a bowling ball through a goddamn straw. it doesn’t work. it isn’t efficient.”
“you must take a leap of faith. into oncoming traffic.”
“when an omniscient spirit gets stuck in an ignorant and finite body, it forgets everything. which is exactly why babies are so stupid.”
“you ever seen a baby? useless.”
“every time you feel like posting something on facebook: don’t.”
✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.
’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’ ’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’ ’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’ ’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’ ’ Say you’ll marry me! ’ ’ I just don’t deserve you! ’ ’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’ ’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’ ’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’ ’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’ ’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’ ’ I’m not hungry! ’ ’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’ ’ Will you come down to dinner? ’ ’ It would give me great pleasure… ’ ’ We say please. ’ ’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’ ’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’ ’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’ ’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’ ’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’ ’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’ ’ Oh, you look so… so… ’ ’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’ ’ Maybe some other time… ’ ’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’ ’ Why did you come here? ’ ’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’ ’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’ ’ Please… stop… ’ ’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’ ’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’ ’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’ ’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’ ’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’ ’ The master of this castle… ’ ’ Wait! Take me instead. ’ ’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’ ’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’ ’ Come into the light… ’ ’ You have my word… ’ ’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’ ’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’ ’ That’s not a request! ’ ’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’ ’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’ ’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’ ’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’ ’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’ ’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’ ’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’ ’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’ ’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’ ’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’ ’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’ ’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’ ’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’ ’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’ ’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’ ’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’ ’ You what? How could you do that? ’ ’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’ ’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’ ’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’ ’ What’re you staring at? ’ ’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’ ’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’ ’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’ ’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’ ’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’ ’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’ ’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’ ’ Oh, it’s no use. ’ ’ I don’t know how. ’ ’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’ ’ There’s a stranger here! ’ ’ Pardon me, Master… ’ ’ Leave me in peace. ’ ’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’ ’ I’ll show you to your room. ’ ’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’ ’ You must control your temper! ’ ’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’ ’ You… you came back. ’ ’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’ ’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’ ’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’ ’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’ ’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’ ’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’ ’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’ ’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’ ’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’ ’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’ ’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’ ’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’ ’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’ ’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’ ’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’ ’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’ ’ You really believe that? ’ ’ Be our guest. ’ ’ Is it dangerous? ’ ’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’ ’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’ ’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’ ’ You mean, you never learned? ’ ’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’ ’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’ ’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’
thats the kind of thought i like ,proud of ya
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then you necrophy the horse and continue to ride it
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///Yes. Idk I still like UP’s ocs and while I also like to play my own I still have fun plaing TG so I cleaned his blog and thought why not try again? I mean even if its not in the fandom, there are always people to play with~//