So I noticed the weasels x s/o things you have been doing and here's one I have. What would each weasel do if they saw someone either insulting, harassing or possibly trying to hurt their s/o ?
I do, and i am still doing them so if anyone has requests! let me know!! I’ll try to answer this as thoroughly as possible!
Insulting: He will probably insult the other back so deep and vile that that person regrets being born.
Harassing: This person will feel the cold end of a gun against their lower back and hear the advice to keep walking or else it’s going to get messy.
Hurting: Smarty figures there is always room for a new speed bump in Toon Town. Hurt the one he loves and you’ll end up like one.
How will he make you feel better: He will spend the rest of the day / evening trying to lift your spirits by any means necessary. Would a trip to a different country cheer you up? Pack your passport we’re leaving in an hour!
Insulting: He wouldn’t have to exchange words he will just walk over to you and put his hand on your shoulder, then most people are smart enough to book it.
Harassing: Will come from behind and stuff some lit cigarettes in their mouths. See, doesn’t feel so good to be bothered without consent now does it?
Hurting: That gun of his, isn’t just for show. He will find who they are and let him meet his Tommy.
How will he make you feel better: He will spend a lot of time telling you that it’s not true what they said and that you should forget about lowlifes like that. You can cry on his shoulder if you want.
Insulting: “Got something to say, say it to me?’ While flashing a knife and with a ready insult to them. Greasy is amazing at picking out insecurities so he will cut them deep.
Harassing: He will harass them back, times ten. Someone is in your personal space, okay now they got him on his lap. Someone is catcalling you, hey he can do that too. He tries to cheer you up while also getting back a them.
Hurting: He carries a lot of knives around. He lets you decide if it’s fatal or not.
How will he make you feel better: Like the others he will try to cheer you up, his method is big romantic gestures. A huge date, a bouquet of your favourite flowers delivered to you.
Insulting: He would attack the person before they could finish what they were saying. And then act proud towards you and
Harassing: He freak them out by upping his antics so they leave you alone. He will chase if he has too, so they learn not to do that ever again.
Hurting: If someone hurts the people he loves, especially the person he loves most, he will black out and whatever happens then, happens.
How will he make you feel better:. will hold you close. Not the best with words, but a great reader of body language.
Insulting: This guy is a sweetheart, you know? But his nickname is literally stupid so it takes a while for him to notice that you are being insulted. When he realises it though he will berate the other, saying how rude it is to say such things and words hurt.
Harassing: Will grab that person’s arm with a death grip strong enough to shatter bones.
Hurting: Uses his bat to knock them out, someone else is in charge of waking them up. Hurting the one he loves? That goes too far. Even his kindness goes out of the window.
How will he make you feel better: Will hug you till you feel better and will escort you for weeks so it doesn’t happen again.