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@fakediscourse
This is a call out post for tumblr user fakediscourse. Fakediscourse is pro-ship, which as we all know is terrible, and also an anti, which, as we all know, is terrible. If you follow or interact with the blog fakediscourse, you’re probably racist. If I see any of you fuckers putting fakediscourse on my dash, that’s an immediate block.
Pro tip for any aspiring leftists trying to get organized: feds will try to infiltrate your organization. So will nazis and other bad actors. You need a foolproof way to be sure that these people aren’t wearing a wire. So simply force everyone you’re organizing with to have sex with you and only discuss your plans after sex while you’re both still naked. Try recording our conversation now, losers!
*reads 19th century literature about how everyone who isn’t British is an inferior subhuman* finally… proper moral guidance…
LET 👏 MEN 👏 HATE 👏 WOMEN
one of the ugly truths you have to acknowledge if you want to be a good ally to empaths is that we are more prone to road rage, and it is because other drivers' anger infects us, not because we're angry people. sure it doesn't fit most people's idealized vision of an empath, but it's pretty damn hard to find one of us that doesn't have at least one reckless driving or assault charge connected to a road rage incident, and that's okay. just remember that we're ultimately innocent of culpability, because our reactions are based on other people's flaws and not our own
Being against AI art is ableist
Well this sure is a take :/
Not letting me fuck you is ableist gatekeeping
One of the most insidious forms of ableism that I’ve seen become more and more normalized is opposition to deforestation. The fact of the matter is, forests are super ableist, and that wood can always be put to better use.
Plants produce pollen, which can be immensely triggering to allergy sufferers and can force people with allergies inside for weeks at a time each year.
Wood can be used to build wheelchair ramps, a vital resource for disabled people everywhere.
When’s the last time you saw an ADA-compliant hiking trail? Forests are not accessible to wheelchair users and people with mobility issues.
Next time you see someone using the “protect the forests” dogwhistle, don’t hesitate to call them out on it. Ignorance is a disease, but knowledge and reeducation can be a cure.
It's 2023, maybe you missed the memo, but all the various gays and pronoun-havers are at minimum sort of into at least one sport or feat of physical prowess by now. That "sportsball" shit isn't cute, I don't care if you need to get into baseball player asses or get autistic about pro wrestling or maybe learn about the International Logrolling Association, get with the times and shut up about how much you don't care about sports. I'll stuff you into a locker, dweeb.
EDIT: holy shit there is more to this post than just this one part, please look at the reblogs, and I promise I cannot actually stuff you in a locker, it is a joooooke, take a deep breath, relax, have a good time
you guys need to get over your fucking elitist gatekeeping. so what if i dont know the secret handshakes or the walk. being a crip is about inclusivity.
If you eat Chinese food made by a white person that’s cultural appropriation
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Meet our incredible mod team!
Mod F:
Pronouns: she/they
Race: 1/16 Cherokee
Favorite president: Andrew Jackson
Age: 19
Sexuality: normal
Likes: Weezer, Freud, marijuana
Dislikes: Police abolition, religion
Mod A:
Pronouns: She/Her
Race: 1/8th Hispanic
Favorite president: Donald Trump
Age: 23
Sexuality: Heterosexual unless it’s funny
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Pronouns: He/Him
Race: I’m descended from Genghis Khan, so technically Asian
Favorite president: FDR
Age: 15
Sexuality: Anything that moves
Likes: Having sex, talking about sex, Weezer
Dislikes: Age of consent laws, universal healthcare
Mod E
Pronouns: He/Him
Race: White, but I’m trans and dyslexic so it basically cancels out
Favorite president: Your mom
Age: 32
Sexuality: Send nudes and find out lol
Likes: Cultural appropriation, capitalism, Buck Angel
Dislikes: Tumblr, Weezer haters
In solidarity with trans women, cis women should do anal
Hating the queen is ableist
oh my fucking god i had no idea this was a satire blog i just thought you had really shit takes.
i didn't read the blog name
What are you talking about? I’m extremely serious about everything I post on here. My tales are not shit, I’m always right, and if you disagree maybe you’re just the one with the shit takes, didja ever think of that?
