you did everything to me

ermal getting real tired of your cazzate || married to the most handsome fashion disaster

[youreurovisionfave]

Ermal Meta needs to calm down!

[fakeermalmeta]

don’t tell me what to do

[fakeermalmeta]

i’m sorry i’m stupid sometimes, i just don’t sleep enough

[fakeermalmeta]

ok but he broke up with alekseev

what

[fakeermalmeta]

your ukrainian son is dead btw

he’s not dead, he’s just extra

[fakeermalmeta]

ermal i think your son gian has a problem his hands arent growing and theyve been stuck as baby hands for years help him

[fakeermalmeta]

(;-;)

…. you okay?

[catcoffie]

I’m findin’ it hard to believe - We’re in heaven.

[fakeermalmeta]

i love my son

[fakeermalmeta]

There are people out there who are convinced you bottom.

that’s cute

to be honest it’s not like that’s something i take negatively because we do switch it up sometimes, but… usually, i mean… have you met him?

[fakeermalmeta]

........ ANYWAY i’m happy to announce that @fakefabriziomoro and i are officially married

[neverovskii]

the sisters are sh00k

[bvrrio-deactivated20200212]

“why is my son like this”

[fakeermalmeta]

i can confirm this is very true

[fakemelovin]

@fakeermalmeta @fakefabriziomoro hi my name is kostyantyn and ive woken up with a bit of amnesia, could you tell me where my parents are?? spasiba

[fakeermalmeta]

we are your parents

[fakeermalmeta]

So how's your honeymoon? Is Bizio still struggling with English?

it’s not our honeymoon yet, but it surely feels like one already.

Bizio is struggling with his english as always but it’s okay, because he has me

[lovelysuggestions]

I don’t have time to put up with any more fake people

[fakealbicazzola]

@fakefrancescogabbani francesco! my man! my buddy…my pal

how are things going with you 

[fakefrancescogabbani]

ah yes hello sanremo friend!

jeez you are smelling like alcohol

i am being very good! my therapy is working and my marriage is thriving

how are you?

[fakealbicazzola]

well capitalism is still A Thing so …. not great

[fakefrancescogabbani]

oh no that is… terrible

i am sorry to hear that you are not doing great amico

is there anything that would helping you feel better?

[fakealbicazzola]

do you know if ermal and fabreze are in an open relationship? asking for a friend

[fakefrancescogabbani]

@fakeermalmeta @fakefabriziomoro we can asking them!

[fakealbicazzola]

i have to go right now immediately my mom is calling me for dinner

[fakeermalmeta]

[fakeermalmeta]

fabrì might call me 49 jokingly

but really, he just calls me

[fakeermalmeta]

Happy Birthday Ermal!!!

thank you darling!

[dfhajkskldj]

Happy Birthday @fakeermalmeta

Thanks for pratically adopting me 💞

[fakeermalmeta]

practically ad--

okay, i’m just gonna go with it.... thank you, artem