[fakehoe69-blog]

y'all: man 2015 was the worst, but 2016 will totally be better!

me: *has not had a Good Year since 2008*

me: haha yeah probably

[black-0rpheus]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

The line that will go down in history.  

[humorkingfun]

☆ 001 ★ 002 ☆

☆ 003 ★004 ☆

[lastkeeperofthelight-deactivate]

remember when every straight girl pretended to be gay for a week because they thought ruby rose was pretty lol

[teenagedream]

me pretending to be a human being

[niknak79]

Found at the university dining hall today

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

bye bitch

[fuks]

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

K my old dealer just instagrammed this and he is oblivious to the fact that this is harry styles and louis tomlinson fan drawn porn lmao this is larry stylinson hes 1d af and doesnt even know it

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

update: still thinks its a male and a female, does not realize that it does in fact depict eating ass, still oblivious to the fact that it is one direction larry stylinson male on male fan porn

[howtobeafuckinglady]

put this post in the smithsonian

[onlytwitterpics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[santo-dom-ingo]

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

[milieumarch]

I’d kill for one of those.

[twistedviper]

I think you’re missing the point

[otterish]

Cops to white people:

[stability]

gotta fake it til you make it (home)

[an-egg-deactivated20130705]

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

[razermaster-deactivated20171019]

Works Great!

[weloveshortvideos]

Squad goals