Left of Spring

She/her. One day my Black Sails posts will make it big.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[milieumarch]

Grace didn't have a single person on Earth who would think it was weird that he didn't say goodbye to them EXCEPT THE PEOPLE PUTTING HIM ON THE SHIP

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[bellamysgriffin]

get to know me meme >> Favorite TV Shows [44/?] Midnight Mass

 There is no death. Life is a dream. It’s a wish. Made again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and on into eternity. And I am all of it. I am everything. I am all. I am that I am.

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[rumismira]

What do you mean this isn’t canon? (12/?)

[milieumarch]

Stunt coordinator job on Downton Abbey like "We need you on set. Someone drops a plate in this scene"

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Black Sails & text posts 14/?

[theonion]

Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of the world’s infectious diseases. “In the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding, the United States is proud to welcome some of the most contagious bacteria and viruses ever to infect the human biome,” said Kennedy, who, following his opening remarks, waded into a reception room at his department’s headquarters and allowed over 10 billion of the invited microbes to spread through his lungs, digestive tract, and brain as a gesture of trust and a symbol of hope for the future.

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[diseases-for-center-control]

SUCH a fun event. Thanks again to Secretary Kennedy and @the-worm-in-his-head for having us!

[milieumarch]

You go through the entirety of The Realm of the Elderlings and everyone is named Kettricken or Verity or Thymara, etc., and then one guy is named Kyle.

[milieumarch]

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a book is a fantasy series that had a love triangle and the two men's names were Brashen and Grag. Like yeah, I think Grag has a chance here.

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[milieumarch]

When she's watching the video Grace sent back to Earth, Stratt starts to wobble her head before Rocky says "no no no no no", implying that it's not the first time she watched the video. if you even care

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind