Walking Contradiction

I am 18 going on 19, la da di da di da

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[1980vibes]

the writers: we have a plan for your fav character.

me: really? what’s it?

the writers:

[weavemama]

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

[thenewmetropolitan]

[the-frozen-city]

Gives me life

[onevagabond]

[ewatsondaily]

Emma Watson at the “Beauty and the Beast” New York City Premiere (March 13, 2017)

[vegan-yums]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[sunshine-cafe]

[postscribed]

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[intrusivemyluv-deactivated20190]

Remember that time Topanga was trying to prove a point to Cory that looks don’t matter, and it ended up with her cutting a chunk of her hair off and you could legit hear the loud gasps coming from the live audience and everybody almost had a mini heart attack cause lets be real, Topanga’s long hair was legendary. But then everyone calmed down when she walked out the hair salon and slayed everyone’s existence? Cause I sure do.

[hitmewithcute]

how do you stop this thing??

[weavemama]

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF THE ARTHUR MEME I’VE EVER SEEN 

[fakeit-till-youmakeit]

NASA: we've found 7 earth-like planets!

me, shoving dogs into suitcases: sign me the FUCK up

[draggofur-blog]

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

[sourweather]

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

[theforce]

name one native american intellectual off the top of your head, name one native american actor or actress off the top of your head, name one native american senator, one native american news anchor, or an author or a tv personality or a singer or a poet or a comedian, name a single native american teacher you’ve had, can you? probably not 

ok so now think of one native american cartoon character you know of or a sports team relating to native americans whether it’s their actual name or their team logo, or a town you live in or near with a “native” name bet a lot of these things came to you right away i bet you didn’t even have to think 

needing native representation in media, education and government are not decoy issues, the commercialization and appropriation of native cultures are not decoy issues, the lack of native representation is institutional oppression at work 

[travelingstargazer]

White people specifically need to reblog this, I don’t CARE if it makes you uncomfortable–that’s the point. Listen to Native voices about Native issues PLEASE

[pochowek]

That’s not the Bible.

This is the Bibble.