ALEX SHELLEY

This is just a Punk Rock song.

[fakekinkade]

[glamourmay]

mr.grandpa? shelley.. stop. i'll make sure you get those naps in to keep up with us. promise.

@fakekinkade

[fakekinkade]

Go swim around and lay in the sun then tell me you don’t want to take a nap!

[skybye-archived-deactivated2023]

i never wanna leave this place.

[fakekinkade]

You definitely should stay then! And on an unrelated note, did you spring for extra leg room on the plane tickets and if so can I have your ticket for when the rest of us go home???

[glamourmay]

mr.grandpa? shelley.. stop. i'll make sure you get those naps in to keep up with us. promise.

@fakekinkade

[fakekinkade]

Vacation naps are the best kinda naps. I think that’s one of the Ten Commandments.

[fakekinkade]

If anyone sees me wearing sunglasses and acting like I’m blind so this little buddy can escort me around … no you didn’t.

[simcnsays-deactivated20230917]

anyways, Survivor Series was canceled and now it’s time for Hawaii, baaaaaby. 

[fakekinkade]

You did your best and that's all that matters, buddy.

[glamourmay]

maybe i do shelley! don’t hate.

fakekinkade

[fakekinkade]

It just seems, as the kids say, HELLA SUS to order water from McDonald's. I'm onto you, Robrandi.

[glamourmay]

maybe i do shelley! don’t hate.

fakekinkade

[fakekinkade]

You must be a robot or something. I refuse to believe that. I REFUSE.

[solsurfin]

Woke up on the right side of what a lot of people are saying is the wrong side. I feel great though.

[fakekinkade]

Is this a riddle

[hayterade]

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

[fakekinkade]

Jammin’ Jamantha Hayter. It’s got a ring to it, don’tcha think?

[hayterade]

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

[fakekinkade]

I only know how to be me, Jamantha. I couldn’t be anybody else.

[hayterade]

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

[fakekinkade]

There’s a flight? Danhausen tried to sell me a ticket in his blimp! I’m starting to think maybe he just wanted me to give him money…

[fakekinkade]

I don’t know when Alexa Bliss got an Avril Lavigne theme song [an Avril Latheme if you will] but I’m here for it.

[orangepvnch]

Danhausen already has his beach attire ready for the trip to Hawaii. People may be jealous of his fashion sense. Very fashionable, very evil is Danhausen.

[fakekinkade]

[tojaysus-deactivated20221202]

Look, I'm just here to watch two former Bullet Club leaders tear each other apart.

By the way, Fergal? You may have started BC, but I expanded it and made it THE club that everybody wants to be a part of.

And that is TOO SWEEEEET!

[fakekinkade]

You also ate all my ramen and left a lump on my couch. That wasn’t so sweeeeeeet. But it’s okay buddy, I still love you.

[hayterade]

@fakekinkade hey loser 👋🏻 there's a trip we're leaving for tomorrow. Make sure you're on it?

[fakekinkade]

See there’s your problem, Haytes. Don’t try to plan anything ever and just wing it CONSTANTLY. Makes life exciting!

[bcddievega]

alright alright everyone, you need not worry anymore… I have FINALLY decided to come.

how is everyone?

[fakekinkade]

Y’know. I got a new leather jacket I’ve been trying to break in. Life is booming.