Stop Lying on the Internet

Ben (benwx) and Ash (kitfistovevo) welcome you to the (not) official blog of Fake Content, where you send us stuff, and we complain about the terrible people who post it. 

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Okay but serious ilyt and this blog is fucking gold hope ya'll have good day

thanks! and ash if youre reading this i love you too idk why we stopped talking~Ben

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i dont fully understand this one when it comes to every word (i’m not a native english speaker), but apparently ben carson tells fake stories in full internet style. wow.

Wow.

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Whoever coined this story has clearly never been around toddlers.

Girls never stop arguing, I learned that from being around my sister. 

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this is…wow

I don’t even wanna read this I’m cringing too hard

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This is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen all day, and I looked in the mirror this morning

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The epitome of fake posts

Absolute classic

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not only is the prose purple as hell, it’s fake as hell

Sounds like me when I have to wake up before noon

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Are you guys looking for more mods

At the moment, nope. I’m recovering from illness so I’ll be able to post more frequently. Keep on submitting those fakes, my lovelies! ~Ash!

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This is a true story about the Nintendo Switch. So I got my Breath of The Wild game and I didn't even think of licking it. However, Mario came into my house and shot me, killing me instantly, for not licking it. The whole house clapped.

This is true, I was the bathroom window

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in my 25+ years as a woman i don't think i've ever had a retail worker comment on my purchases in ways other than, like, "wow you're really buying 20 horror movies at once alright then". then again, i guess i'm not really a girly girl so i don't imagine anyone would try to direct me to the hello kitty games either way.

I’ve gotten the “Oh, are you getting a new cat?” when refreshing my cat supplies, and “You having a superbowl party?” when buying groceries around the superbowl but like, cashiers usually hate their lives so much they don’t ACTUALLY care (if they’re anything like me when I was a cashier) ~Ash!