why am i doing this

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Beatrice:how’s the most beautiful woman in the world doing?

Riptide: i don’t know, how are y-

Vlana, from two rooms over: I’M FINE, THANKS

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Beatrice:You only hate me because you dislike me and I am mean to you

Vlana:yeah?

Beatrice:Grow up.

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Vlana: I don’t need friends, I’ve got knives

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: *Throws a knife*

Vlana: I’m…out of knives

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Key: *aggressively slamming a phone against her desk*

Vel: Hey, don't be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if i banged you against the desk?

Key:

Vel:

Key: I don't know the right answer to that question.