Ask Captain Falcon

A rp blog for captain falcon

[ultimatecheeseburger42]

"Hey Chesseburger still in denile that you are not a deliciouspart of MY lunch."

UC was delighted to see his dear friend Captain Falcon again. He expressed his joy with a facepalm and a groan.

"…Oh, joys upon joys. You again. What do you want from me?"

[ultimatecheeseburger42]

The burger hit UC’s face with a splat, its contents sliding to the ground to reveal an unamused look on his face.

"Falcon, I don’t have time for your bullshit. Just go away and leave me alone before I have to hurt you."

[falcon0punch-blog]

He scoffed at UC "Like you could hurt me CAPTAIN FALCON."

[ultimatecheeseburger42]

"Hey Chesseburger still in denile that you are not a deliciouspart of MY lunch."

UC was delighted to see his dear friend Captain Falcon again. He expressed his joy with a facepalm and a groan.

"…Oh, joys upon joys. You again. What do you want from me?"

[falcon0punch-blog]

Falcon frown now was he actually being serious for once "I wan't to know why you have been lying telling everyone your a burger." He the pulled out a cheeseburgher and threw it at him "THESE AREN'T YOUR PEOPLE."

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[niknak79]

[falcon0punch-blog]

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There's no way you won't be invited for the new smash bros. 1 you're part of the original 12, 2 your awesome,3 you'll falcon punch them

"Ya your right cause no one is more awesome then me CAPTAIN FALCON."

[vivalasgomez]

[yurteyuteruy-deactivated2012120]

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

[zerachin]

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

[gettin-nakie-outside]

[falcon0punch-blog]

Falcon Punch!

"GTFO."

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

[falcon0punch-blog]

"....Slownic"

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Who would you consider your arch-nemesis?

"SLOWNIC."

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Have you ever taken the Blue Falcon out on the old Suzuka F1 circuit, or is that track too small for an F-Zero machine?

"No but not because it Is to big but because ITS TO AWESOME."

[thelionheartedprince-archive-de]

Reblog for a nickname from my muse.

[falcon0punch-blog]

Which of the newcomers would you like to Falcon Punch the most?

"The villager because he looks like the easiest to punch."

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Do you have a crush on the Wii Fit Trainer? :3

"NO SHE IS SLENDER WOMAN."

[falcon0punch-blog]

How would you react if you weren't in the next Smash Bros?

He looked at the anon curiously then he crossed his arms and said "HA that is impossible for I AM THE GREATEST SMASHER EVER AND THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME OUT OF THE NEW SMASH BROS.............Now I have to go check something." He went outside and sat next to his mailbox

[regretfulcrimsoneyes-blog]

Bother my muse with really personal questions.