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Hello. I'm Alaric. Do you need something?

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger is just staring at GGG from a distance.]

h. hey. HEYY. YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR WHAT?? TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER!!!

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He flinches and mutters something under his breath.] Excuse me?

[busdemon]

[GGG crosses the distance between them in a rather slow manner. Short legs, after all.]

YOU. are STARING ME DOWN in this wendys parking lot do you have a problem? am i gonna need to attack and maim you?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sneers.] As if you could.

[busdemon]

DO NOT TEST ME !!!!! … YOU !!!! idontknowyourname YOU !! ill kill you ill bite you and i will CURSE YOU FOR A MILLION YEARS

[fallenangelpassenger]

Alaric. [He leans forward.] Hm. I'd expect most demons to be more intimidating.

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger is just staring at GGG from a distance.]

h. hey. HEYY. YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR WHAT?? TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER!!!

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He flinches and mutters something under his breath.] Excuse me?

[busdemon]

[GGG crosses the distance between them in a rather slow manner. Short legs, after all.]

YOU. are STARING ME DOWN in this wendys parking lot do you have a problem? am i gonna need to attack and maim you?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sneers.] As if you could.

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger is just staring at GGG from a distance.]

h. hey. HEYY. YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR WHAT?? TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER!!!

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He flinches and mutters something under his breath.] Excuse me?

[fallenangelpassenger]

The demons have it right, I think.. What they do.

Now, if only I could figure out how the hell I can tap into my.. unholy abilities.

..I should rest. It's been a little while.

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a step back. He doesn't want the shit kicked out of him. Again.]

..Hello.

[busdemon]

Who are you, who sent you, and what do you want?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a deep breath and puffs out his chest.]

I am Alaric, nobody sent me, and I simply wanted to.. Well, you seem busy, so..

[busdemon]

Not a chance, buddy.

I'm Lilith, and why would you find DEMONS?

[fallenangelpassenger]

It- it really isn't important, I realize I'm bothering you..

[He begins to walk backwards, ready to run.]

[busdemon]

Don't.

I'm not going to hurt you, I just want the actual reason. People don't usually find us on accident.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He hesitates, studying the demon for a moment before he finally speaks.]

..Curiosity, I guess.

[His voice is weak, but lacks the nervous politeness it had just a few moments before.]

[busdemon]

Great. You're honest.

What did you want to know? I'm one of the ones here that'll answer actual questions.

[fallenangelpassenger]

Fallen angels are, technically, demonic in nature, yes?

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a step back. He doesn't want the shit kicked out of him. Again.]

..Hello.

[busdemon]

Who are you, who sent you, and what do you want?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a deep breath and puffs out his chest.]

I am Alaric, nobody sent me, and I simply wanted to.. Well, you seem busy, so..

[busdemon]

Not a chance, buddy.

I'm Lilith, and why would you find DEMONS?

[fallenangelpassenger]

It- it really isn't important, I realize I'm bothering you..

[He begins to walk backwards, ready to run.]

[busdemon]

Don't.

I'm not going to hurt you, I just want the actual reason. People don't usually find us on accident.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He hesitates, studying the demon for a moment before he finally speaks.]

..Curiosity, I guess.

[His voice is weak, but lacks the nervous politeness it had just a few moments before.]

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a step back. He doesn't want the shit kicked out of him. Again.]

..Hello.

[busdemon]

Who are you, who sent you, and what do you want?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a deep breath and puffs out his chest.]

I am Alaric, nobody sent me, and I simply wanted to.. Well, you seem busy, so..

[busdemon]

Not a chance, buddy.

I'm Lilith, and why would you find DEMONS?

[fallenangelpassenger]

It- it really isn't important, I realize I'm bothering you..

[He begins to walk backwards, ready to run.]

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a step back. He doesn't want the shit kicked out of him. Again.]

..Hello.

[busdemon]

Who are you, who sent you, and what do you want?

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a deep breath and puffs out his chest.]

I am Alaric, nobody sent me, and I simply wanted to.. Well, you seem busy, so..

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He takes a step back. He doesn't want the shit kicked out of him. Again.]

..Hello.

[busdemon]

[@fallenangelpassenger comes up to you, face buried in a bible.]

Excuse-

[He pauses, sniffs the air, and then grins anxiously. He slams the bible shut.]

she stares at you And starts to back away. “Uh what is it?”

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He quickly puts the bible away. He's kind of worried that, once again, his ass will be kicked by a demon.]

Uh.. Hello, I just.. am lost.

[evil-busdriver]

Ahem. May I-

[@fallenangelpassenger goes pale, feeling a demonic presence and immediately noting the severed angel head.]

[He slowly begins to back away.]

Oh, not this shit again.

Get over here, bitchboy, let's fight.

[fallenangelpassenger]

I-I think I'm quite alright.

[He puffs out his chest and lifts his head up, trying to seem intimidating.]

Besides, little girl, I think it would be unfair if I fought you.

[evil-busdriver]

Little girl-okay, now I’m just straight up stabbing you. 

[She pulls a sword out from under her seat, and moves towards him.] 

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He puts his hands up in a brief moment of panic and then starts running. He should have kept his glock.]

[evil-busdriver]

Ahem. May I-

[@fallenangelpassenger goes pale, feeling a demonic presence and immediately noting the severed angel head.]

[He slowly begins to back away.]

Oh, not this shit again.

Get over here, bitchboy, let's fight.

[fallenangelpassenger]

I-I think I'm quite alright.

[He puffs out his chest and lifts his head up, trying to seem intimidating.]

Besides, little girl, I think it would be unfair if I fought you.

[fallenangelpassenger]

Random teleportation. It’s a favorite past time of Jane’s. She appears right next to the fallen angel.

Uh, hi!

[Alaric whips his head around with a little squeak. He then pauses, adjusts his glasses, and squints at her with the nervous curiosity of a spooked cat.]

Where.. did you come from?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Random teleportation. I just set it to “somewhere that isn’t actively hostile” and go. Call me Jane. It’s nice to meet you.

They smile at him. It’s a sweet, genuine smile.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sizes her up, taking a step back and slamming the book he had been holding shut. He tucks it under his arm and offers his gloved hand, pursing his lips.]

Alaric.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

They shake his hand.

If you could tell me where we are, Alaric, that’d be great.

[fallenangelpassenger]

We are on a bus heading for.. the USSR-GBI border, I believe.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Huh. Why’re you heading there, if I may ask?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why not? [He huffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

That’s as good a reason as any other.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[Alaric squints at them and pulls his book back out to keep reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Is that book really much more interesting than talking or are you just the quite type?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Both.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Well, I don’t think it’s gonna be a very quiet ride. Are we in an automobile or like a train?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Like I said, a bus.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Oh yeah you did say that. What’re you reading?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why are you asking?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Curiosity, mainly.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He grumbles and shows them the cover. The title is in Latin. He then goes back to reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

How many languages do you speak?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Many.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

How many though? Like ten? A hundred?

[fallenangelpassenger]

I don't know. How do you manage to be so chatty? You're like a baby bird. [He scoffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

I’m curious about other beings I meet. And I don’t think I sound like a baby bird.

[fallenangelpassenger]

You behave like one.

[He's kind of pouting.]

[fallenangelpassenger]

Random teleportation. It’s a favorite past time of Jane’s. She appears right next to the fallen angel.

Uh, hi!

[Alaric whips his head around with a little squeak. He then pauses, adjusts his glasses, and squints at her with the nervous curiosity of a spooked cat.]

Where.. did you come from?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Random teleportation. I just set it to “somewhere that isn’t actively hostile” and go. Call me Jane. It’s nice to meet you.

They smile at him. It’s a sweet, genuine smile.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sizes her up, taking a step back and slamming the book he had been holding shut. He tucks it under his arm and offers his gloved hand, pursing his lips.]

Alaric.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

They shake his hand.

If you could tell me where we are, Alaric, that’d be great.

[fallenangelpassenger]

We are on a bus heading for.. the USSR-GBI border, I believe.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Huh. Why’re you heading there, if I may ask?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why not? [He huffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

That’s as good a reason as any other.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[Alaric squints at them and pulls his book back out to keep reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Is that book really much more interesting than talking or are you just the quite type?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Both.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Well, I don’t think it’s gonna be a very quiet ride. Are we in an automobile or like a train?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Like I said, a bus.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Oh yeah you did say that. What’re you reading?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why are you asking?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Curiosity, mainly.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He grumbles and shows them the cover. The title is in Latin. He then goes back to reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

How many languages do you speak?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Many.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

How many though? Like ten? A hundred?

[fallenangelpassenger]

I don't know. How do you manage to be so chatty? You're like a baby bird. [He scoffs.]

[fallenangelpassenger]

Random teleportation. It’s a favorite past time of Jane’s. She appears right next to the fallen angel.

Uh, hi!

[Alaric whips his head around with a little squeak. He then pauses, adjusts his glasses, and squints at her with the nervous curiosity of a spooked cat.]

Where.. did you come from?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Random teleportation. I just set it to “somewhere that isn’t actively hostile” and go. Call me Jane. It’s nice to meet you.

They smile at him. It’s a sweet, genuine smile.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sizes her up, taking a step back and slamming the book he had been holding shut. He tucks it under his arm and offers his gloved hand, pursing his lips.]

Alaric.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

They shake his hand.

If you could tell me where we are, Alaric, that’d be great.

[fallenangelpassenger]

We are on a bus heading for.. the USSR-GBI border, I believe.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Huh. Why’re you heading there, if I may ask?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why not? [He huffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

That’s as good a reason as any other.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[Alaric squints at them and pulls his book back out to keep reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Is that book really much more interesting than talking or are you just the quite type?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Both.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Well, I don’t think it’s gonna be a very quiet ride. Are we in an automobile or like a train?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Like I said, a bus.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Oh yeah you did say that. What’re you reading?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why are you asking?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Curiosity, mainly.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He grumbles and shows them the cover. The title is in Latin. He then goes back to reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

How many languages do you speak?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Many.

[fallenangelpassenger]

Random teleportation. It’s a favorite past time of Jane’s. She appears right next to the fallen angel.

Uh, hi!

[Alaric whips his head around with a little squeak. He then pauses, adjusts his glasses, and squints at her with the nervous curiosity of a spooked cat.]

Where.. did you come from?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Random teleportation. I just set it to “somewhere that isn’t actively hostile” and go. Call me Jane. It’s nice to meet you.

They smile at him. It’s a sweet, genuine smile.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sizes her up, taking a step back and slamming the book he had been holding shut. He tucks it under his arm and offers his gloved hand, pursing his lips.]

Alaric.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

They shake his hand.

If you could tell me where we are, Alaric, that’d be great.

[fallenangelpassenger]

We are on a bus heading for.. the USSR-GBI border, I believe.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Huh. Why’re you heading there, if I may ask?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why not? [He huffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

That’s as good a reason as any other.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[Alaric squints at them and pulls his book back out to keep reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Is that book really much more interesting than talking or are you just the quite type?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Both.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Well, I don’t think it’s gonna be a very quiet ride. Are we in an automobile or like a train?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Like I said, a bus.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Oh yeah you did say that. What’re you reading?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why are you asking?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Curiosity, mainly.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He grumbles and shows them the cover. The title is in Latin. He then goes back to reading.]

[fallenangelpassenger]

Random teleportation. It’s a favorite past time of Jane’s. She appears right next to the fallen angel.

Uh, hi!

[Alaric whips his head around with a little squeak. He then pauses, adjusts his glasses, and squints at her with the nervous curiosity of a spooked cat.]

Where.. did you come from?

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Random teleportation. I just set it to “somewhere that isn’t actively hostile” and go. Call me Jane. It’s nice to meet you.

They smile at him. It’s a sweet, genuine smile.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[He sizes her up, taking a step back and slamming the book he had been holding shut. He tucks it under his arm and offers his gloved hand, pursing his lips.]

Alaric.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

They shake his hand.

If you could tell me where we are, Alaric, that’d be great.

[fallenangelpassenger]

We are on a bus heading for.. the USSR-GBI border, I believe.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Huh. Why’re you heading there, if I may ask?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why not? [He huffs.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

That’s as good a reason as any other.

[fallenangelpassenger]

[Alaric squints at them and pulls his book back out to keep reading.]

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Is that book really much more interesting than talking or are you just the quite type?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Both.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Well, I don’t think it’s gonna be a very quiet ride. Are we in an automobile or like a train?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Like I said, a bus.

[ex-animo-de-jane]

Oh yeah you did say that. What’re you reading?

[fallenangelpassenger]

Why are you asking?