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@evil-busdriver
idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems
uh. hi. i have a surprise for you! if. if you want it.
*they are very awkwardly holding something large and unwieldly behind their back. she is also wearing a slightly rumpled sleeveless yellow sunflower print dress, glasses that aren't cracked in three places, and her unruly hair looks a bit neater than usually. there is glitter on her cheek, though.*
*she is fidgeting in place. you get the impression that she is nervous about something.*
@chosenbusdriver
Oh! Hey babe. Yeah, sure. What is it?
*she holds out a plastic wrapped package of Hatsune Miku blueberry energy drinks* i'm not actually sure if these, like, taste good, but uh. i thought you might like them.
oh! and, um, are you free? for. a little while? there's another part of the surprise.
... you're the best. And I am, but after that, I do have something for you, so uh. Let's hope you're free by tonight. I'm bringing Total too if she's free.
uh. hi. i have a surprise for you! if. if you want it.
*they are very awkwardly holding something large and unwieldly behind their back. she is also wearing a slightly rumpled sleeveless yellow sunflower print dress, glasses that aren't cracked in three places, and her unruly hair looks a bit neater than usually. there is glitter on her cheek, though.*
*she is fidgeting in place. you get the impression that she is nervous about something.*
@chosenbusdriver
Oh! Hey babe. Yeah, sure. What is it?
hey so you know how nobody can die right now because some intern at death hq accidentally deleted the excel spreadsheet they were using instead of any reasonable form of data storage? right so I'm going to see if banana peels make vehicles wipe out like they do in mario kart
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
permission to laugh. im going to do it anyways btw
there is a deer. staring down the bus. just like. glaring at it. so uh the next stop at middle of nowhere, wisconsin will be delayed for unknown amount of time until the terrifying deer leaves.
babe the deer isn't going to leave I think you need to hit it
Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger
hey could we not.
like you're not doing any damage-i cant get rabies-and also its super annoying
...my goal isn't to infect people. I just have the constant impulse to bite stuff.
get a chew necklace or something buddy.
Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger
hey could we not.
like you're not doing any damage-i cant get rabies-and also its super annoying
Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger
hey could we not.
What a wonderful day to remember that buses are wild and feral creatures that should not be kept as pets.
This is BLATANT misinfo, buses have been domesticated for years and even selectively bred for different purposes. (Schools, double decker, short buses, etc.) You may know things about cis people but do NOT claim falsehoods about buses.
They are not a good pet for your average person-their exercise needs are intense at best-but they are not WILD, and feral just means a domestic creature not raised around people.
[A familiar blue haired young woman skates in. Where did she get roller skates..?]
HEY HELPFUL QUICK QUESTION
Wuh
HOW FLAMMABLE IS YOUR AVERAGE CHURCH
Is it made out of wood?
ITS YOUR AVERAGE CHURCH. SORRY IF IM YELLING I BLEW MY EARDRUMS OUT A LITTLE
[A familiar blue haired young woman skates in. Where did she get roller skates..?]
HEY HELPFUL QUICK QUESTION
Wuh
HOW FLAMMABLE IS YOUR AVERAGE CHURCH
buses are so skittish like horses
this is true
I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering
come closer op
hello!! i am having difficulty figuring out what my identity is. as being transgender is the norm, i fear that i may be cis. i feel quite happy in my body, and do not experience dysphoria. i do not know what to do. i have been in multiple bus crashes before too, however i have survived. what should i do? am i really cis, or am i faking it?
You don’t need dysphoria to be trans, and should be proud that you feel comfortable in your own body. As for the bus attacks, I’d need more info. Certain buses are all around predators and don’t discriminate, whereas some only attack cis people. It sounds like you could be cis, but I’d need more information.
Hi! Trans and a bus driver here. I can confirm some busses are just inherently violent-my girlfriend is nonbinary and her's regularly tries to kill them. You might be giving off a scent that makes them violent. Are you sure you're a human being? That might be your actual problem. Busses hate non-human sentient beings.
[A pikachu plush is hurled at him at a ridiculously fast speed.]
Aug
MERRY CHRISTMAS THERES YOUR PRESENT !
Oh, um, thank you, Evil! [He cradles the pikachu like it's his new child.] Hold on, stay there!
[He runs inside his van and comes out with a fucking FLAMETHROWER and a gas mask.] Here's yours!
Oh FUCK yes.
[A pikachu plush is hurled at him at a ridiculously fast speed.]
Aug
MERRY CHRISTMAS THERES YOUR PRESENT !
ive never followed an osha regulation in my life. i love causing workplace hazards
You would like the people at Evil Osha.
im going to hit them all with my bus
