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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
THIS WORKS!!
Doesn’t hurt to try 💕
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
An open letter to the Tumblr Staff from the blogger you just screwed over
Okay, staff, I am super freaking pissed about the update and here’s why.
I cannot read your new format.
I’m not trying to be whiny or nitpicky or over-dramatic. I can appreciate that you were attempting to make things look more organised/less confusing/whatever. I also expect the new format is a great improvement for people who have screen readers. That’s great. That’s fine.
I just cannot freaking read this. I have dyslexia, and my dyslexia is set off by pictures, bold, italics, anything that is more “interesting” to my brain than plain, unadorned text.
Like this monstrosity:
Look at it. Just look at it. The pictures get in between the lines of text, there’s distracting colors and pictures everywhere. The names are bolded when they’re really not the most important thing. Looking at this, I see everything except what I’m supposed to see, that cheesy series of puns. (No pun intended.)
You literally couldn’t have made a worse format for me if you’d tried.
The thing is, your format was what made me really like Tumblr in the first place. It was super clear who was writing something new, because look, there was a freaking line pointing right to it. Unless someone started writing in all caps or bold or whatever, all the text in a post had the same amount of emphasis. Finally, SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I COULD READ.
And now, now I can’t read any of it at all.
So yeah, I’m pissed.
Like, I know that you’re not going to change it back, because you never seem to listen when anyone on your site complains about anything. I’m not sure why I bothered writing this to you guys, given your track record.
But now’s your chance to prove me wrong. Seriously, the least you could do is give us an option here. You’ve still got the old code. Just stick a button somewhere to revert to the old format so I can enjoy my text posts in peace.
Sincerely,
Dyslexic Blogger
Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for and it’s better than you having a relapse. A relapse can kill you; a friend could be yours for life.
I TELL THIS TO EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT AND NO ONE UTILIZES IT AND IT MAKES ME SO FRICKIN SAD
So, in clinic today in between treating patients another student practitioner came up to me to ask my advice on a topic. She said, and I quote: "So I have a patient whose child transgendered into female and broke down during intake because they don't know how to handle their son." Needless to say multiple assholes were ripped and I'm now even more excited that I'm in the process of creating a course for my medical school on how to appropriately discuss transgender topics/patients.
im the seductive malicious forest spirit your parents warned you about
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source
ravens get easy food out of the relationship, and wolves get protection; the ravens fly above and alert the wolves to danger. ravens and wolves are also known to play with each other, esp. chasing games. they are both intelligent and playful animals who genuinely enjoy each other’s company. they also understand many of the other’s vocalizations.
i love ravens
I need a story about about a wolf pack leader with a kingly personality and a smart ass raven being best bros. that would be the coolest shit!
Now I need someone to write this story and tag me please
I wanna see how many adult pagans and witches are on here. Reblog if you’re over 18 and practice some form of paganism, Wicca, or witchcraft.
(I’ll be checking out all your blogs as well)
adult right heeeeere
Sometimes I can adult.
What is adult? Grown up, getting married in the fall right here!
24 in a week. Got a job, payin’ those bills, takin’ care of grandma. I think that’s adult enough.
tumblr wants other people to be problematic so bad this is no longer about acknowledging that no one is perfect and everyone makes mistakes, or promoting a healthy admiration for other human beings, it’s a bitterness towards the happiness of others and wanting to destroy it and come out of the rubble better than everyone else. you want to be awarded for your cynicism and hate. it’s poisonous. if you do this, you are a horribly toxic person, and you’re leading a witch hunt
i’m SICK and TIRED of hearing all these people talk about what’s the deal with this pop life and when’s it gonna fade out. the thing you gotta realize what we doing is not a trend we got the gift of melody we gonna bring it till the end, come on now
it doesn’t matter bout the car i drive or what i wear around my neck. all that matter is that YOU recognize that it’s just about respect
it doesn’t matter about the clothes i wear and where i go and why. all that matter is that you get hyped and we’ll do it to you every time, come on now
do you ever wonder why this music gets you high? it takes you on a ride. feel it when your body starts to rock, baby you can’t stop and the music’s all you got come on now this must be pop
dirty pop
400 Euphemisms for Sex
Let’s all try and include these in our writing…
1. A bit of crumpet 2. A bit of “How’s yer father?” 3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out 4. Accommodation 5. Act of darkness 6. Adult naptime 7. Afternoon delight 8. Aggressive cuddling 9. Agreeing on stuff 10. Amorous congress 11. Assault with a friendly weapon 12. Attacking the pink fortress 13. Baking the potato 14. Balling 15. Bam-bam in the ham 16. Banana in a fruit salad 17. Bandicooting 18. Banging 19. Barneymugging 20. Basket-making
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A couple of British ones to add, hotmenandotherdistractions:
Getting your end away
Nookie