Had enough of your Bullshit

(Avatar credit to @rainbow-zebra-art) Canon-Divergent RP and Ask-blog for everyones favourite High Leader. OC friendly, as well as non-mutuals friendly, AUs or Multiverse will have to be discussed first, due to Prior bad experience. Will play in the style my partner plays in. Icons, no Icons, Paragraphs, oneliners, I don't really mind.  

[kavtari]

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[fallenleaderkhan]

Was just curious, what is Lady Khan's opinion of Robyn Hill?

[You do realize Sienna is dead in Canon, right? To have an opinion of Robyn, she’d have to have been to Mantle after the Fall. Which, from both a Canon and a Me point of view, has a probability of 0. If she were to have met her though, this would be her answer.] 

“Miss Hill is a very difficult figure, and to me, poised to fail. Her intentions are good-natured and well though out, but the environment she is trying to change so radically, is one that will never be changed as radically as she promised her supporters. Personally, I can only wish her the best, but I have reasonable doubt about her seeing this through.” 

[roleplayers-ink]

the mun's interpretation

♚ Do you agree with fandom interpretation of your character?

♤ Has your muse developed to be different from their canon selves through roleplay?

✘ Any unpopular opinions about your muse?

♧ Any part of their canon portrayal you dislike?

☯ Is your muse liked or disliked by fandom? Does this affect your portrayal?

♢ What's your opinion on different interpretations of your muse?

✦ Has your own interpretation changed from when you first began playing the character?

✍ Has new canon material ever forced you to adjust your headcanons?

✎ What do you wish the author would reveal/had revealed about your muse?

✿ Why did you decide that they [insert headcanon here]?

❀ Share a headcanon you have not shared.

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — STAFF FUCKED UP;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“Is this a glitch or an update?”

“Not this shit again.”

“I’m so done with this shit.”

“On a more positive side, now no one gets to read the garbage I write.”

“We should just act like we’re in 2012 again.”

“We should totally open up a chatroom.”

“So, what did you do this time?”

“[object] MACHINE BROKE!”

“…Why?”

“This is bullshit!”

“I’m fucking done.“

“Ready to take a shot?”

“How am I supposed to get shit done?“

“Can you just stop?”

“Goodbye, i’m not coming back until you fix this.”

“You’re kidding me, right?”

[scotchymemes]

Anti-Holiday Starter Sentences!

Because not all muses like the holidays…

I just want to stay home and watch a movie or something.

I don’t celebrate it. It’s not a part of my faith.

Put that Christmas tree away, it’s not even December yet.

Full offense, but that tree is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

This is all big commercial bullshit.

The only thing more stupid than Christmas is New Year.

The only thing different than any other day of the year is that on New Year’s Eve, you can get drunk off expensive champagne.

Your end of the year jokes are even worse than your (…).

Matching Christmas sweaters, my ass!

Any more tinsel and that tree’s going to look like a tinsel mummy.

There’s not even any fucking snow!

I’m not watching Home Alone again.

Take off the Santa hat, you look fucking stupid.

Is that a reindeer nose on the dog/cat/…?

I am surrounded by the biggest lunatics in the universe.

Who the fuck even came up with eggnog?

Go away. I’m not kissing you under this damn salad.

I wish I could just sleep for a week.

I don’t feel so well, I think I’ll have to skip on the family dinner.

Merry Christmas, my ass!

Will you just stop with the Christmas carols?!

I hope Santa gets stuck in the chimney.

You go party. I’ll just get drunk on my own with a hand down my pants.

I don’t even have a family to celebrate with, so what’s the point?

Most wonderful time of the year, my ass!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition

“Wake up… please wake up…”

“Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit faint…”

“N-no no! Stay with me now!”

“Keep breathing, you’ll be fine.”

“Oh! You’re awake! You’ve been out for so long-!”

“I found you unconscious back there. What happened?”

“Hey, are you alright over there?!”

“We found you in a horrid state.. but we patched you up as best we could!”

“Don’t try to move. Just get some rest, okay?”

“Oh, I guess you weren’t dead after all.”

“Hey! This one finally woke up! Get me a doctor!”

“Shh… take it easy, there’s no rush. You were passed out for a long time, you see.”

“Ow.. my aching-”

“Ugh… where…?”

“Help me.. someone…”

“I can’t hold on… fading away..”

“What happened? Where is this-!”

“Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don’t know who you are!”

“Did.. did you save me back there? Thanks.. I guess.”

“I was passed out for that long?!”

“Help me up.. please help me up…”

“What happened to me anyways? I feel so lightheaded…”

“Am I in a hospital? I wasn’t here before..”

“Where is everyone? How long was I gone?!”

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul]

⊱simple introduction starters⊰

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you’re going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn’t want to talk to me, you could’ve just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i’ll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you’re the one everyone’s talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where’d you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous… want to try it?❞

❝you’re going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don’t talk to me until i’ve had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i’ve seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i’ve never been here before, it’s beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i’m not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you’ll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you’re on my foot…❞

❝i guess you’re stuck with me ‘til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?“

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

❝why are you following me?❞

[chaoticmusing]

Send “You know I can see you, don’t you?” for my muse’s reaction!

[vhsmeme]

* soft tired prompts

‘ have a nice nap? ’

‘ you have sleepy stuff in your eyes. ’ 

‘ sorry for waking you, baby. go back to sleep. ’ 

‘ you’re exhausted, honey. ’ 

‘ time for bed, sleepyhead. come on, i’ve got you. ’

‘ was that a yawn? ’ 

‘ honey, that’s not how you make the bed. ’

‘ you slept for a long time. ’

‘ time to wake up, sweetie. it’s a new day. ’ 

‘ you’re finally awake. ’

‘ you stayed up past your bedtime again, didn’t you? ’   

‘ i thought you were going to sleep forever. ’ 

‘ why don’t we take a nap together? we can be nap buddies. ’

‘ goodnight, baby. sweet dreams. ’ 

‘ you don’t get enough sleep. ’

‘ i’m going back to bed. ’ 

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

[fallenleaderkhan]

❤

❤ - Hugging/cuddling them  

“Someone seems a bit more aggressive today.”  But sure enough, Sienna would only offer playful resistance, the kind that is designed to move both of them a more comfortable place to sit down on, to really get a possibility to cuddle up. 

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send “Remember when...” and a prompt or scene and my muse will talk about a memory based on it!

Can be a good memory or a bad memory!

Alternatively, send “Do you remember…?” and my muse will talk about a random memory!

[memesfrommenace]

Symbol Meme - Affectionate/Nice Edition

Send a symbol for my muse to respond to your muse….

♥ - Stroking/brushing their hair

♡ - Rubbing their shoulders

❥ - Holding their hand

❤ - Hugging/cuddling them

❄ - Staying close to them to keep warm

☆ - Reading to them

★ - Sitting at their bedside

☾ - Taking a nighttime walk with them

✚ - Bandaging their wound

✕ - Clasping their shoulder

❀ - Giving them a flower/flowers

♞ - Playing a game with them

◆ - Standing up for them

✪ - Defending them in a court/before an authority

♬ - Singing to them

◯ - Rescuing them

❇ - Stargazing with them

♛ - Comforting them

☁ - Washing their face

☼ - Camping with them

✔ - Hiking with them

☄ - Listening to them

✏ - Telling stories with them

⊿ - Coming to visit them

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send an Icon to Find my Muse:

🍺 completely drunk

🚑 bleeding in an alleyway

🔪standing behind yours with a knife

⛓tied/chained up

🌊washed up along the shore

❓ wandering the streets with no memory

✋ standing over an unmoving figure

🍽 starving

🛒 for sale

🔫 adrift in space

⚔ in the middle of a fight/battle

⚜trying to poison a high ranking official/ruler

🌩outside in a terrible storm

🚂 in the seat next to yours during traveling

🕵️‍♂️ spying on your muse

👮‍♀️ in prison

👨‍⚕️in the hospital

🛏 unconscious

🔥+ add your own!

Or: add ♻ to reverse roles!

[fallenleaderkhan]

🍓

🍓 - What’s your sweetest rp experience so far?

[Since I'm guessing only this blog counts... Definately the plots with a certain Weiss and Salem I won't be tagging here (you know who you two are. You're both awesome) about Sienna and Salem acting as Stand-In moms for a disowned Weiss. It Sparked loads of fluff, a few fanarts from a highly talented partner of mine, and was just sweet all around.]

[fallenleaderkhan]

♫

send me a ♫

and ill put my playlist on shuffle and use a line from that song as a starter!@a-dragon-and-an-eagle[used Song: “Scherzo” by Baroque]

She stifles a giggle once she had come back to her breath. The crash did sound quite harsh, but it would seem the person she was seeing as the impacts reason, was already back up a bit. maybe the meadow they crashed into had done its part to soften the impact… Or something entirely different was happening here. Who knew. She figured she’d make herself known, with a gentle smile. “You okay there? Those shamrocks in your hair seem a bit misplaced.” 

[fallenleaderkhan]

"You most certainly have a concussion, at least. I do own a car, but it is on another landmass. I was walking around, heard a loud noise not unlike a plane going down, then heard you crashing here. So I came running to check if you would require immediate medical action."

It may or may not have still been her fault. Not with a car, but instead with a kind of EMP she was testing, one initially designed to disable robotic adversity. It must have been more powerful than she thought, and impacted the womans suit of armor. Back to the drawing board with her technological department for that one. They were also standing on a meadow. So the woman had to have been hit pretty badly initially...