fallenorder-incorrectquotes

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Purge trooper: Your droid is dumb.

Cal: *slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon

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Cal: *steps on his own emotions and grinds them into the dirt with his heel* Anyways-

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Greez: There are no oggdo here, Cal. I promise.

Cal: Oh thank the force

[post force tear with spawn of oggdo bogdo]

Cal: *drags himself into pyloon’s absolutely covered in blood*

Greez: What the—kid, are you alright?!

Cal: YOU LIED TO ME

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Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.

BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)

Cal, tearing up: Okay

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Cal: *puts on a fun poncho*

Cal: Ok, ready to go!

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Cal: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

Stormtrooper: Are you okay

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Merrin: Sometimes I feel my preference to use a spoon instead of a fork to eat cake is strange.

Cere: It’s ok to eat some foods differently than others.

Cal, offhandedly: That’s not the kind of attitude you had when you found out I was eating Greez’s mayo packets like gogurt tubes

Greez: you WHAT—

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Cal, after Boba decided not to shoot him and collect his bounty on Koboh: You call it the bare minimum, I call it the most romantic thing to ever happen to me.

Greez: We really gotta get you into therapy.

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Cal: *finally sitting in his rooftop garden on Koboh playing the hallikset at the end of the game*

[something explodes in the distance]

Cal, sweating: *plays hallikset louder*

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Cal: Two cups of caf and a stim, the most important meal of the day.

Greez, shaking: Do you think maybe a vegetable would cause less pain—

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Shop owner: *sees Cal standing nervously behind Greez*

Shop owner: Aw, he’s so cute!

Greez: Thanks, he’s a rescue.

Cal: Stop telling people that!

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BD-1: *sits with his little legs stretched out in front of him*

Cal: Oh ho ho I didn’t realize you were so classy

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Cal finally gets therapy pt. 1

Mind healer: We’re almost at the end of our first session, so let’s do a little recap: what do we say when we’re feeling sad or upset?

Cal: You know what it’s no big deal haha sorry for bothering you I feel better now :’)

Mind healer: nO-

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Cal: Life is just one stim after the other

Cal: The next stim will fix me

Bd-1: *concerned beeping*

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Cere: Alright, does everyone understand the mission?

Merrin: Cal looks confused, but that is most likely because he stopped paying attention the moment you began discussing the finer details of our assignment.

Greez: Cal!

Cal, knowing Merrin is absolutely correct: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of everyone?

Merrin: You do not need any help from me in that department.

Cal: That’s right, so leave me alone >:(

Cere: *sighs into her hands*

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[At the start of Fallen Order]

Cal with BD-1: Hey buddy, you alright? Do you need anything? I’m always here for you, ok?

BD-1: Thank you. I love you. I trust you with my life.

Greez with BD-1: I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL

BD-1: YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

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Cal, sitting in-between Greez and Cere at a cantina: I just felt a disturbance in the Force... I gotta go.

Cere: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Cal: Uhhh... *hesitantly kisses Cere’s cheek and Greez’s forehead before running out*

Cere, sputtering: N-No?! Pay your bill!

Greez: *choking on his drink*