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♛ ❝ Really ought to choose wisely here. Wouldn’t want to screw up and regret it later on. ❞
♛ ❝ I...don’t really know. I just escaped Helgen, and...❞
♛ ❝ Y’know...a wise man would start with the Lover’s Stone.And don’t try to hump it though ! Don’t let the name fool ya !❞
♛ ❝ And you might want to get a better helm too. The one you got there is ancient. From the Oblivion days.❞
♛ ❝Well..y’know, I’m working; on it. ❞
♛ ❝ I’d give you mine, but it’s got a two-handed wielding enchant, so... ❞
♛ ❝ Two-handed wielding ? Can you even lift a greatsword?❞
♛ ❝ Greatsword? Heh, well I’ve never tried. Just helps me when I tinkle. ❞
♛ ❝Besides, only a fuckin’ asshole would wear something like this. ❞
♛ ❝ Dude, you fucking serious? ❞
♛ ❝ What? I’m coming! Leave me alone.❞
♛ ❝ Are you really not just gonna pop another potion?❞
♛ ❝ I don’t need to use another potion, okay? The shop is right there!❞
♛ ❝ Just you do this every single day, and I just gotta wait for you to woddle your ass up here...❞
♛ ❝Hello, sir! Would you like to leave your family today, fight for the Empire? Okay... ❞
♛ ❝Ohh! Little girl! I’ll trade you that old doll for a shiny new sword! ❞
♛ ❝Stupidest pitch I’ve ever heard. ❞
♛ ❝ I don’t care what you say. It’s worked before.❞
♛ ❝ Of course it worked...on Nords!❞
♛ ❝ Oh yeah?! You wanna go right now?!❞
♛ ❝ You watch your goddamn mouth!❞
♛ ❝Okay, well...I just had a few questions, so... ❞
♛ ❝ Look, I’m really just trying to figure out who to fight for, so... ❞
♛ ❝ Oh, well that’s the easy part. If you want strength and unity, you join the Empire. You wanna fuck your sister, you join the Lamecloaks.❞
♛ ❝ No, no. If you want independence and freedom, you join the Stormcloaks. And if you want to take it up the ass from the Thalmor, you join these bitches.❞
♛ ❝ Hey, the White-Gold Concordant ended the war.❞
♛ ❝ Ohh, you must mean the White-Brown Concordat. Cuz I wiped my ass with it! ❞
♛ ❝ What-?! I’ll take your head for that!❞
♛ ❝ I think I’m gonna go with the ‘Fuck Both Your Factions’ faction. How ‘bout that?❞
♛ ❝ I mean who would want to live in a miserable marriage?❞
♛ ❝ No, you don’t understand. This is the Dagger of Humiliation. It doesn’t even technically exist.❞
♛ ❝You know what, fine man. Just give me the hundred gold so I can get the hell outta here. ❞
♛ ❝Wha- What are you doing? ❞
♛ ❝ Yeah, but how do you know it’s stolen?❞
♛ ❝ Because it’s my job to know!❞
♛ ❝ It’s your job to know? Do you know how many swords there are like this?❞
♛ ❝ Yeah, and what about that? I saw you pluck that from the main hall!❞
♛ ❝This? Yeah, I didn’t realize I was stealing it. It’s just a flower! ❞
♛ ❝ Oh, Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers! And stealing them at that!❞
♛ ❝No, it’s not like that! It’s....oh, God....it’s for a potion! ❞
♛ ❝ So what? You’re just gonna leave? ❞
♛ ❝ Yeah...this isn’t really working out for me.❞
♛ ❝ Y’know actually, I don’t even wanna fight you. ❞
♛ ❝Yeah, I mean we’re practically family, right? ❞
♛ ❝ Trust me, I’ve slayed like 20 dragons already, and I just got arrested for plucking a flower! ❞
♛ ❝ Oh, how’s that for courtesy?❞
♛ ❝ No gratitude whatsoever. And just rude as hell, too!❞
♛ ❝ It’s like...why are....we even fighting?❞
♛ ❝ You know what? We should just team up!❞
♛ ❝ Dude, do you need some help?❞
♛ ❝Pfft, no. I’m twice the adventurer you are. ❞
♛ ❝ Okay, it’s not a competition.❞
♛ ❝Man, look. The combination is on the claw. How are you getting this wrong? ❞
♛ ❝I know what to do. This ain’t my first cave. ❞
♛ ❝ Fine. Y’know what? Just get yourself fucking killed.❞
♛ ❝That’s not the combination! It’s a trick. They would never make it that easy! ❞
♛ ❝ You fuckin’ suck at this.❞
♛ ❝ Yeah. I got you now.❞
♛ ❝ Whoa, mothafucka! Are you fuckin’ with my nature?❞
♛ ❝What were you doing? Just now? Wi--wi--with that--that thing? ❞
♛ ❝ W---with the bow? I...I was hunting. ❞
♛ ❝ You human! You don’t know shit about the circle of life! Cuz...you live in a...triangle..OF DEATH.❞
♛ ❝ All you do is kill things! ❞
♛ ❝ Yeah...and why do you think we do that?❞
♛ ❝Because it’s in your natur---you set me up for that! ❞
♛ ❝ Whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to back up! ❞
♛ ❝ I don’t need to do SHIT!❞
♛ ❝ Okay...I told you never to bug me when I’m... Who the hell are you?❞
♛ ❝ Did you just fucking break in here? ❞
♛ ❝No, I didn’t break in. I used a key. ❞
♛ ❝Dammit, I told the mason that door was garbage! I said that. I said ‘garbage’. ❞
♛ ❝ Hey, I’m just here to learn a shout. I’m not looking for any trouble.❞
♛ ❝ I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear anything over the sounds of you groveling like a little bitch!❞
♛ ❝Goddamn. Skeletons are fucking terrible!❞