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things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

bleachersgirl

cheryl blossom isn’t just a riverdale character to me she’s more like a mythological or folkloric figure like aphrodite or baba yaga or spock

#true

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#saint joan by louise glück #i kept being alive when i should have been burning

lemonsharks

I've been finding a lot of job postings that ask me for a photo lately, which is uncool of them.

So I made an image which lets me bypass their demand. I don't care if I get that particular job, I just want to shame the HR goons who thought the photo requirement was a good idea.

Note: this only applies in the USA.

msilverstar

Took me a bit to figure out the implications: this image can be downloaded from here and uploaded whenever a job application asks for an image. Clever!

lemonsharks

That's the hope! Save this image and upload to job applications that "require" a photo

#<3

cryptotheism

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

cryptotheism

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

#i don’t know its real name we call it torture rummy!!!#my jay @jeineeyre’s family calls it contract rummy but i don’t think that’s the real name either?#it’s super fun it takes forever and is so frustrating that ‘stabbing is allowed in the last round’#i grew up in my family playing hand & foot which is also a very fun very long game #but was a good defense strategy in my gigantic family at gatherings bc you can only play with 4 people <3

identitty-dickruption

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

#***modern sewing machines 😭#an old sewing machine is a beautiful battle tank dressed as a swan

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

wiiwheel

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

wheatiewintry

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal