stop i’m so caterpilled rn

zoe

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[officialbabayaga]

my yard is approximately 25% blackberry and i’m so desperately scared that apartment management or the neighbors whose yard they originate in are going to hack them all down before i get those sweet sweet berries 😭😭😭

[embroiderycrafts]

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.

[eggtrolls]

This is the Etsy shop of the Polish artist who makes and sells these.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/VivaEmbr

[nicolegendary]

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[bleachersgirl]

cheryl blossom isn’t just a riverdale character to me she’s more like a mythological or folkloric figure like aphrodite or baba yaga or spock

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[lemonsharks]

I've been finding a lot of job postings that ask me for a photo lately, which is uncool of them.

So I made an image which lets me bypass their demand. I don't care if I get that particular job, I just want to shame the HR goons who thought the photo requirement was a good idea.

Note: this only applies in the USA.

[msilverstar]

Took me a bit to figure out the implications: this image can be downloaded from here and uploaded whenever a job application asks for an image. Clever!

[lemonsharks]

That's the hope! Save this image and upload to job applications that "require" a photo

[cryptotheism]

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

[cryptotheism]

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

[identitty-dickruption]

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[wheatiewintry]

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal