stop i’m so caterpilled rn

zoe

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[lemonsharks]

I've been finding a lot of job postings that ask me for a photo lately, which is uncool of them.

So I made an image which lets me bypass their demand. I don't care if I get that particular job, I just want to shame the HR goons who thought the photo requirement was a good idea.

Note: this only applies in the USA.

[msilverstar]

Took me a bit to figure out the implications: this image can be downloaded from here and uploaded whenever a job application asks for an image. Clever!

[lemonsharks]

That's the hope! Save this image and upload to job applications that "require" a photo

[cryptotheism]

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

[cryptotheism]

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

[identitty-dickruption]

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[wheatiewintry]

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

[themakeupbrush]

Sharon Stone at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[sartorialadventure]

Designer: Miss Sohee

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 8 hours 38 minutes

[officialbabayaga]

i sent this picture to libby @maranta-leuconeura and she called me a hobbit

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]